IgnisInvictus

562162 pts ยท August 19, 2015


Data Scientist who's real good with the time domain. Happy Caturday All!

Nope.

2 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#5 I'm totally game being known as a member of the Duck Tales generation. That was my favorite cartoon for a good 8 years of my life.

7 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I mean, the dude ain't right in the head. Ask about his mom or getting home from work or call out the account and he devolves like an SOB.

7 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Lot of the comments in this one explain it. I think my synopsis covers it at a high level.

/gallery/WhHUlcz

Several of us warn others when he's out and about. He'll lay low for a bit, and then the trolling addiction bites, and he'll be back burning thru accounts.

7 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Man I miss my buddy.

7 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NOW I CAN SEE IT!!

THANK YOU!!!!

I've been confused since I saw that post.

8 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's somehow a shoulder and I'm still not seeing it.

9 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Real talk, I've seen some amazing results when people stop eating like idiots. CHF can go from a hotdog away from hospitalization to undetectable CHF with sodium restriction. But that does NOT mean don't take your statin. Modern medicine is most effective in conjunction with eating correctly for your condition. But that sure in the hell doesn't mean just eating correctly, or homeopathic medicine, can stand alone.

10 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's nice. Unfortunately there ain't no amount of Omega 3's that's as effective as my damn Ritalin. I don't care how modern medicine started, it's effective.

10 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Please don't encourage this behavior. @op has admitted to staring at coworkers to the point of them being offended and telling him to stop. It's creepy behavior on op part.

Lady handled it like a champ.

10 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Dude. Stop staring at people. Especially if they've explicitly told you to stop. It makes other people uncomfortable. Your sense of calmness does not outweigh their discomfort.

11 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Considering that was during the heroin chic fad, yeah, dude helped a lot of us realize there's not a damn thing wrong with our asses.

11 hours ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 2

Dude. Sauce. Seriously this ain't Facebook.

11 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Some parents don't share that stuff. I didn't know my dad had both a bachelor's in business and an associates in accounting until after he died and I was researching stuff to add to his obituary.

11 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, that was dark.

16 hours ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 3

He seems to be confusing matriarchal with matrilineal.

16 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I grew up with big dogs. We might still have shit like this on VHS somewhere. Man. I wish I could just walk those hits off like I did back then. Good thing kids bounce.

20 hours ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 0

There's at least one snake. It stands up and says hi at one point and then goes flying off with the next bit of flailing. The rest? I can't tell. I'm trying to figure out if it's multiple snakes.

20 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#10 Autism screening question?

20 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Preach!

20 hours ago | Likes 216 Dislikes 1

Is that more than one snake? How does one miss that happening?

20 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#6 oh she's ripping his ass a new one. Good on her!

20 hours ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

Good thing the ER must treat me regardless of my ability to pay. Shame about collections.

20 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#7 I legit thought that was like spatchcocked chicken.

1 day ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Fucking idiots. They were more polite about it than I would have been.

1 day ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 3

Wut?

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... I'm trying to figure out why this wasn't done decades ago, you know, when we had accurate data. There's nothing woke or political about this, accurate data is accurate data. It doesn't care about politics.

Fucking hell my country could make the name of a lake political... oh wait.

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Those guys are good! This is awesome!

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#8 The violin was the best. This was hilarious!

2 days ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0