ImgurContentPolice

2439 pts ยท July 28, 2016


Hello, I am the ImgurContentPolice! I am self appointed and I knit the uniform myself. I mainly browse Usersub to ensure that the people of Imgur get only the best of the best on the front page. If something is picking up momentum, I may attempt to sway the public in the opposite direction by issuing a citation. Think of me like a hall monitor, except instead of me giving you a ticket for running in the halls, it may be because your shit has been reposted like 4 times dawg. Be original my niggas.

I wish I didn't

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 2

Ah that makes more sense. Little shits back in the day, I have had plenty of cards stolen when I was younger.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So you brought your binder of Yugioh to a party? Bold move Cotton.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You didn't say "umm uh well I think" enough.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Also they save so much money on animation costs. The animation style is trash and lazy now

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeh... favorite folder beta testing for iOS was on front page like last week

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

You had me until you shat on Adventure Time.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

But he makes sense in the context of the story... Oh what's the point, you are probs right.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Already there.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The campaign is also incredibly short compared to previous entries

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not just Imgurs collective political opinion, but the majority of the world as well.

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 4

Because papas got a grand ole fupa???

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

If you are being serious, I have seen your posts and you used to be clean. You CAN do it again. Reach out for help and it will come.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Look at Mr. Dense Penis over here, psh

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

He doesn't like them being used as freakshows?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Oh they don't need to be reminded to wave

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice collection fam

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Remove this you have all of Dinesh's info on here...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Last tag got me. Damnit

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Upvote Jack-O to the front page?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Perhaps I need it explained to me..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does... Does he see?

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

God damn she is a pretty color

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What a nice memory to share

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bold move cotton

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

But the real question is does that happen with friends as well?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What the fuck did you just say?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Merrrriccaaaa

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

"G Rated Threesome"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1