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39228 pts ยท November 11, 2014


shit son. take the eggs off the heat and throw them in the bin. How TO MAKE DELISH SCRAMBLED EGGS 1. put 2 eggs per person in a warm/hot pan. 2. let them cook on a low heat 3. when it starts going solid take off the heat and stir. 4. back on the heat and periodically remove from heat and stir 4.1 when them eggs look like a mixture of dry/moist but hard. they're good to go. 5.now add your flavouring. I use butter, salt & pepper. don't add them before now as the salt will fuck the egg up. 6. eat all of it (including what you made for others) and return to step 1. add some bacon (chopped) for a truly masturbatory time.

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