shit son. take the eggs off the heat and throw them in the bin. How TO MAKE DELISH SCRAMBLED EGGS 1. put 2 eggs per person in a warm/hot pan. 2. let them cook on a low heat 3. when it starts going solid take off the heat and stir. 4. back on the heat and periodically remove from heat and stir 4.1 when them eggs look like a mixture of dry/moist but hard. they're good to go. 5.now add your flavouring. I use butter, salt & pepper. don't add them before now as the salt will fuck the egg up. 6. eat all of it (including what you made for others) and return to step 1. add some bacon (chopped) for a truly masturbatory time.
His comment posted an hour before that. Chill.
Southampton*
Except check this guy's previous comments. The guy is being a prick all over the place.
Absolutely Gold.
Why the down votes? He's doing his job.
Urine big trouble
Your head looks like a winding road through a forest.
Bruh.
When you aen't adulting as hard as you should be
God dammit Angelica
Also realise the irony of the gif. He fell backwards but was still in the boat.
Saturasian
Repost but +1 as it's still Amazing.
Russian bubbles. You majestic son of a bitch.
I thought it said McCharizard.