InfOracle

55263 pts ยท October 18, 2016


I scratch the hell out of my ballsack and the apply a liberal amount of Dr. Bronners all around it, it's like you open a tiny door to an alpine Swiss chalet and all that magnificent chill air blasts at your nutsack for about 30 seconds. Not for everyone, but MAN, what a RUSH.

4 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Rental Family. A great feel good movie.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like Salma Hayek

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Especially if they go beast mode

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If Geena Davis and Jessica Lang had a love child

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I saw him in Last Comic Standing and saw him live with Jay London YEARS ago.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More like 48% body fat

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#3 cries in Foundation. At least the cast was fine, the script was awful in that it was NOT Asimov's story. As an independent series it was good tho

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Battleship is my navy vs aliens movie.
Battle: LA is my army vs aliens movie.
ID4 is my airforce vs aliens movie.
Skyline is my civilians vs aliens movie.
Cowboys & Aliens is my cowboys vs aliens movie (lol)

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I actually enjoyed The Great Wall. I thought it was cool and the FX were insane.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#44. "Sir, another mouse has hit the towers"

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I appreciate you!

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love this community SO much.

3 weeks ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Please please please what's mine? FYI, it's a contraction of "Information Oracle."

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Alexa, remind me to check this post on 8/9/2076. I'll be 99 then. Can't wait to imagine your face then! Hah!

4 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That scene was hysterical and then the MOM does her own version too had me dead

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fucking voted for garbage Trump

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We get raw and pasteurized milk from the farm because my ex wife makes mozzarella cheese and French butter with it. Comes out better than with pasteurized milk...

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

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1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I loved the Stand

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The only thing oat milk is good for

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The fact that Tako is "octopus" in Japanese is hysterical to me

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey terrorist, terrorize this!

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I fucking love this

1 month ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

Like a buff Ariel Darling...

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Who's there?

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thanks. I hate it

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0