InherentPyromania

313 pts ยท September 24, 2018


Straightenin' the curves, flattenin' the hills. Someday the mountain might get 'em, but the law never will

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And that's just a little bit more than the law will allow.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Makin' their wayyyy the only way they know how

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

And all of them shorter than a CVS receipt.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just saw all dressed chips on my regular grocery store here in the US. I'm curious to try them.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh, you were jokjng. Well, whoosh, I guess.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Parishes in Louisiana are just like counties in other states. There's no affiliation with the church.

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Yippy ki yay, motherfuckers!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did that once and lost 4 pounds!

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Wait. There's a Google University?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My 2 haven't gotten it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

IRL, Captain Bligh was acquitted at court martial. The movies do make him the villain, though, so it is odd Trump identifies with him.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Togo was a great movie!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that a HEjab?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Let's see him "hakuna matata" his way out of this.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

globalgiving.org

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is there a Spamalot movie?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#youarenotalone

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No, it's actually real. It happened to my father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die."

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This has nothing to do with the 90's.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Australian for "Florida Man".

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He meant the recipients of Paul's letters wouldn't be familiar with the Jewish laws and customs.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One year I went as "the future of social security".

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I once took a dump and lost four pounds.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0