IntelligentLake

39185 pts ยท December 18, 2018


I am at least 60% water

Sure, but what end goes in first? He's holding it, meaning that end is not hygienic, and the other end looks too big.

45 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You better do something like manual therapy. if it doesn't work practically immediately, visit a doctor or hospital for emergency services.

13 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You mean Normal Lovett. Ehm, I mean the Holly guy.

21 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There won't be any proof, part of DOGE was to remove all that stuff that they couldn't delete from the outside.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It could be worse if you did jump out when flying, especially when you are the pilot and don't inform the passengers you're leaving.

1 day ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Why is that specific tree named Kingston? Or is this a 'can't see the trees because of the forest' joke?

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You don't have to eat that many, spiders Georg takes care of most of them.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't worry, the 800 million will be fully paid for from gifts taken from the taxpayer and government.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Of course the historical documents are real! They just have more interesting names like 'Galaxy Quest' instead of a boring name or title.

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That looks like Slimer.

2 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

"I have already won for I have the box!" "But you're forgetting... I have the high ground!"

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Slavery in the US is legal and so essential its in the constitution. There even was a civil war about who gets to keep them. Government won.

3 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Eminem is very easy to kill, just drop some emetic poison, then drown him in the toilet. Did it multiple times in Hitman WOA.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is imperative that the cylinder remains unharmed.

4 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Poor Frankie knows where the ball comes from, but can't find it. Such a failure of the ball-provider.

4 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

So if they detect some treats or something, they get even more wild than regular dogs?

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He doesn't need support from all the military, just the top, and they threw out everyone from there who opposed him already.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The difference between terminator and reality is that in reality behind the kill-line will be rich people instead of an AI.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, that would just get them to the 'premature retaliation' stage a bit faster than is currently happening.

1 week ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

But that isn't a 'Los Pollos Hermanos' truck?

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Some people in Hong Kong make some models from titanium which is very lightweight, so no weight issues or pulling anymore.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Don't forget, these are designed as weapons-platforms first and foremost, so you know what's coming next.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you really want future humans to find his frozen corpse and assume he was some kind of fertility god and revive him?

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Amazing how they work together and the alien knows where the human wants to go without communication.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There used to be limits on what could be in processed food except food. No longer, so no, packaged goods are not safe.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I hope they cleaned it between models.

1 week ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

With 'them' it's more like: Don't like gays having sex? Just say no to your partner.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#3 The US died in November 2024 with fraudulent stolen elections. This will choke the life out of the Trump Democratic Republic.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope she won't be bullied at camp because of her pixelated head.

1 week ago | Likes 82 Dislikes 1

You were supposed to remove Disk 0 first.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0