Ironblitzed

12189 pts ยท April 10, 2014


Fuck

-Jesus. Not Christ, Martinez. He didn't turn water to wine, but I swear that tequila wasn't there before...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There is a counter on sins, the celestial computer tallied 6 million murders, then flipped to negative. Damn programmers.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This is a perfect time to try out cross dressing. Tip: you don't really have to shave if you don't want to.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...but hopefully not flaky.

10 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

pretty much,yeah. Kinda the reason I use android.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If they did that, I think they'd be included. They'd build it into the price of course.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

Sugar infused twelve dollar cocktail that tastes amazing cause it'll give diabetes or a hangover and by god I hope both.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking puck now! You took an amazing piece of meat and ask my chef to murder it into a disk of failed hopes and dreams! Buy another- (7/?)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And who the fuck gets a forty dollaor bone-in ribeye well done? That's just fucking wrong. Oh, you need steak sauce? No shit! It's a 6/?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To get the kitchen, who is also overworked, to get your steak out as fast as possible when there are another thirty steaks cooking. (5/?)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That have no food while their buddies are nomming down. It sucks. And my pay is determined by how happy you jackasses are when I'm trying (4

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Takes a while to cook, I need to know now and get that shit refired. God forbid its well-done. That's twenty minuted of pms-ing cutsomers(3/

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...waiting for you to take a bite, im coming back after two minutes to make sure my cook didn't nuke a medium steak, cause that shit (2/?)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Frankly, ten things could have gone wrong, and i have twelve seconds to find out if I can go handle my other tables. I'm not standing (1/?)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

but as a server the knowledge should be available, your success is their success.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I work at a steakhouse, we chill all our whites, reds are room temp, our high quality reds are stored at below room temp (61-63 F).

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just my two cents. Used to be ten cents. But the opinion market has been saturated.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Though maybe the way a country is run should be aimed at quality of life, not how to work people into an early grave.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm taking a shit and now I have the paranoia one of those is gonna snake up my ass

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's been seven days since i ran out of ketchup

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"fastest man in the history of space travel" I do like the way it sounds... I mean, I like it a lot. I'm not gonna tell them that.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I forget. I think random.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

CIV 5 AI is browsing the internet too much and is evolving into a 12 year-old.

10 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

You ar-kansas

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And I'm an idiot. Iowa is getting the tip.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And it looks like just the tip.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd keep a large battery pack and USB ports to charge shit.

10 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

My theory would be a higher intelligence is Terraforming the planet and it's half done. Or they condensed everything useful in one spot.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

One cat is on, other is off. Binary for two.bam!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Will it blend? Mexican edition.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1