12189 pts ยท April 10, 2014
Fuck
-Jesus. Not Christ, Martinez. He didn't turn water to wine, but I swear that tequila wasn't there before...
There is a counter on sins, the celestial computer tallied 6 million murders, then flipped to negative. Damn programmers.
This is a perfect time to try out cross dressing. Tip: you don't really have to shave if you don't want to.
...but hopefully not flaky.
pretty much,yeah. Kinda the reason I use android.
If they did that, I think they'd be included. They'd build it into the price of course.
Sugar infused twelve dollar cocktail that tastes amazing cause it'll give diabetes or a hangover and by god I hope both.
Fucking puck now! You took an amazing piece of meat and ask my chef to murder it into a disk of failed hopes and dreams! Buy another- (7/?)
And who the fuck gets a forty dollaor bone-in ribeye well done? That's just fucking wrong. Oh, you need steak sauce? No shit! It's a 6/?
To get the kitchen, who is also overworked, to get your steak out as fast as possible when there are another thirty steaks cooking. (5/?)
That have no food while their buddies are nomming down. It sucks. And my pay is determined by how happy you jackasses are when I'm trying (4
Takes a while to cook, I need to know now and get that shit refired. God forbid its well-done. That's twenty minuted of pms-ing cutsomers(3/
...waiting for you to take a bite, im coming back after two minutes to make sure my cook didn't nuke a medium steak, cause that shit (2/?)
Frankly, ten things could have gone wrong, and i have twelve seconds to find out if I can go handle my other tables. I'm not standing (1/?)
but as a server the knowledge should be available, your success is their success.
I work at a steakhouse, we chill all our whites, reds are room temp, our high quality reds are stored at below room temp (61-63 F).
Just my two cents. Used to be ten cents. But the opinion market has been saturated.
Though maybe the way a country is run should be aimed at quality of life, not how to work people into an early grave.
I'm taking a shit and now I have the paranoia one of those is gonna snake up my ass
It's been seven days since i ran out of ketchup
"fastest man in the history of space travel" I do like the way it sounds... I mean, I like it a lot. I'm not gonna tell them that.
I forget. I think random.
CIV 5 AI is browsing the internet too much and is evolving into a 12 year-old.
You ar-kansas
And I'm an idiot. Iowa is getting the tip.
And it looks like just the tip.
I'd keep a large battery pack and USB ports to charge shit.
My theory would be a higher intelligence is Terraforming the planet and it's half done. Or they condensed everything useful in one spot.
One cat is on, other is off. Binary for two.bam!
Will it blend? Mexican edition.
-Jesus. Not Christ, Martinez. He didn't turn water to wine, but I swear that tequila wasn't there before...
There is a counter on sins, the celestial computer tallied 6 million murders, then flipped to negative. Damn programmers.
This is a perfect time to try out cross dressing. Tip: you don't really have to shave if you don't want to.
...but hopefully not flaky.
pretty much,yeah. Kinda the reason I use android.
If they did that, I think they'd be included. They'd build it into the price of course.
Sugar infused twelve dollar cocktail that tastes amazing cause it'll give diabetes or a hangover and by god I hope both.
Fucking puck now! You took an amazing piece of meat and ask my chef to murder it into a disk of failed hopes and dreams! Buy another- (7/?)
And who the fuck gets a forty dollaor bone-in ribeye well done? That's just fucking wrong. Oh, you need steak sauce? No shit! It's a 6/?
To get the kitchen, who is also overworked, to get your steak out as fast as possible when there are another thirty steaks cooking. (5/?)
That have no food while their buddies are nomming down. It sucks. And my pay is determined by how happy you jackasses are when I'm trying (4
Takes a while to cook, I need to know now and get that shit refired. God forbid its well-done. That's twenty minuted of pms-ing cutsomers(3/
...waiting for you to take a bite, im coming back after two minutes to make sure my cook didn't nuke a medium steak, cause that shit (2/?)
Frankly, ten things could have gone wrong, and i have twelve seconds to find out if I can go handle my other tables. I'm not standing (1/?)
but as a server the knowledge should be available, your success is their success.
I work at a steakhouse, we chill all our whites, reds are room temp, our high quality reds are stored at below room temp (61-63 F).
Just my two cents. Used to be ten cents. But the opinion market has been saturated.
Though maybe the way a country is run should be aimed at quality of life, not how to work people into an early grave.
I'm taking a shit and now I have the paranoia one of those is gonna snake up my ass
It's been seven days since i ran out of ketchup
"fastest man in the history of space travel" I do like the way it sounds... I mean, I like it a lot. I'm not gonna tell them that.
I forget. I think random.
CIV 5 AI is browsing the internet too much and is evolving into a 12 year-old.
You ar-kansas
And I'm an idiot. Iowa is getting the tip.
And it looks like just the tip.
I'd keep a large battery pack and USB ports to charge shit.
My theory would be a higher intelligence is Terraforming the planet and it's half done. Or they condensed everything useful in one spot.
One cat is on, other is off. Binary for two.bam!
Will it blend? Mexican edition.