ItsBeowulf

2055 pts ยท December 22, 2014


First Aid -.-

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh jeez. I wasn't prepared for this lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I did a triple take and came back to upvote this

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Had to scroll down to make sure I wasn't the only one lol

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sub the cole slaw for extra fries or an extra toast if you get a box combo. You're welcome.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

And says..."I need about tree fiddy"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@BulkSausage A good movie I saw recently was Kuso. It's made by David Firth (guy who did Salad Fingers) and Flying lotus (the musician).

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Alligators...you made alligators...lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SOAP BRAIN MD

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shout out to McDonald's and putting that ad for their app after the dumb. Bold move, but I'm a burger king kind of guy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't sell to this guy. He stole your bike!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*finishes post* WHAT YEAR IS IT?!?!?!?!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not trying to be THAT guy, butt...I would've much gathered a series of gifs...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Prison Architect aka Superjail

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My professor used this exact example in class today! I feel like he posted his before lecture and it somehow went viral.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kind of dangerous taking in a stray cat with your pregnant wife. I'm glad she's healthy, but she could've given your wife toxoplasmosis.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

It was like giving him the sex talk at 38 years old

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hah I think he understood that, but everything else I had to explain using my high school Spanish 1 skills.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pops tried to use "da me lo." I shut that down immediately.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There are lots of requests for leche which is milk in English, but dirty man juice in Spanish.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My dad argued that he knew Spanish. I argued that watching Spanish porn doesn't make him good at Spanish.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Depends on where the meat is bought. Smoking does NOT kill all worms in meat if they are present.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stephen King approves

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gotta be fit for the biggest charity event of the year. No pain no gain.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hah they're not sugar free. I guess they're alright. Right?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wooh! My birthday too! Just turned 21!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm...not sure if I've been trolled or not...definitely was expecting Cera

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pretty much sums up soccer flops

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2