need you dream you find you taste you fuck you use you scar you break you LOSE ME HATE ME SMASH ME ERASE ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME
need you dream you find you taste you fuck you use you scar you break you LOSE ME HATE ME SMASH ME ERASE ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME KILL ME
omfg I almost sprayed coffee through my nose, this is brilliant
I have to politely disagree, THIS is the most Canadian thing ever:
#8 "Hero stops burglary in progress"
A bit disappointed that it wasn't Spongebob, but yes, super cool
"Remember, this is for childhood vaccines, so she must look like she's 12-15, sexy and stand right next to me"
Great jokes and delivery, but please next time maybe zoom out a little instead of trying to follow her with the frame...
Patty and Selma Bouvier
That's right, it's cancer not can'tcer
"Which one is yours?" - "Haven't decided yet"
serapls
Pocket-broccoli girl is my spirit animal
His commentary was absolutely unnecessary, I understood every trick and I don't speak the language
I bet every person in that wedding arrived in a single VW Beetle
BIG friend!
How can something that cannot be owned, be stolen?
"Remember, it's the Egypt national football team taking photos with children at the lobby, just go and explain to them to do this outside of the hotel lobby, understood?" - "Got it" *proceeds to start pushing and escalating*
Fucking fearless :o
The scientific term is cognitive dissonance: "The psychological discomfort you feel when your actions contradict your deeply held beliefs, or when you hold two conflicting beliefs simultaneously"
As a father of 3, this made me so sad. Everyone's like "what an asshole" or "karma bitch", all I see is a child that was failed by probably everyone who was involved in raising him. He's bound to live a shit life, causing and knowing nothing but pain and hatred :/
The planet is gonna be fine, it's humanity that's going extinct. I always upvote ass. Serapls.
It's like a match of Protoss Vs Zerg in SC2
How fitting (for father's day)
I don't know about the "former" bit, she's still with her last client.
#2 "How long have I been gone?!"
If you're trying to say that she's not 25, you are correct. She's aged gracefully and most importantly, her voice is better than ever
You up for some dabu and swobu later?
"Excuse me, can I change my pizza order? Instead of a margarita can I have a pepperoni?
In case you were not aware of, tigers can jump higher than a 2-story building, mainly due to their powerful hind legs, but also because buildings can't jump.
That's not blackface by the way, she's just an 8
So, someone put those kittens on the couch and let them be distressed for a prolonged period of time, for likes and views. Cool. Coolcoolcool.