Morty, pound dog with seriously jacked teeth.
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Mortimer - dog jammies for the pound pup. His usual disgruntled look at a year old.
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Mortimer, rescue dog, is having none of your nonsense, Karen.
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The Frankenfoot.
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Morty looks like he’s gonna cut a bitch but he’s prolly thinking of the UPS guy. #ugly_dogs
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Mortimer, pound dog, doing his Miley Cyrus impression.
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Meet Mortimer or
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Dr. Mortimus, world renown psychiatrist, is taking new clients. “He really listens to my problems and I feel so safe,” said one satisfied patient.
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Mortimer, #ugly_dog He’s really just a giant sausage ball that sleeps on my head every night.
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My doggo Marty’s look of adoration. He’s a stinker at heart. Pug and papillon mix.
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Fire inspector viewing the cause and remains of the garage
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Morty looks like he’s going to cut a bitch
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18 months ago, my son Jake and his friend Sami died on this spot due to an impaired driver. They were both in the backseat. Today, Sami’s mom and I cleaned up the crash site and hung new wreathes. They were both 17. Your moms are broken.
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Morty, pound pupper, snoozing between the departure of the garbage truck and before the mailman. #doggos #monkeyface
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Mortimus the Snortimus - pound dog with a large personality.
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New resident in garage
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