3528 pts · April 20, 2012
My sarcastic brain is screaming “I’m not crying. You’re crying!”
Cool. Glad you found out so I didn’t have to (my usual MO is to make as many mistakes as possible and walk away unfinished.
Would the heater floor melt the wax ring on the toilet?
All the saints are dead but not all dead are saints.
You’re prolly right ...
Give me that ginormous plant!
And locust ....
I have a separate stainless steel tag that has phone numbers and “have your people call my people.”
The local blood bank told me I’m a match for those in sickle cell crisis. I now donate on the regular. ?
Of course! But don’t mention cats. I bark furiously at them.
Belly rubs, long fruitless walks and butt sniffing.
I’ve been listening to Awolnation constantly during the quarantine. Not sure why - I’m in the legal profession
There are some good Facebook groups to join for child loss. My 17 year old passed in a car accident 20 months ago. It’s heartbreaking
Is her left eye alright?
Yes, no priors. We’re all living with this the rest of our lives.
The driver was his best friend. He spent 6 months in prison and on probation for the next 24. I don’t envy him with his survivors guilt.
Prolly the UPS guy
Oh, he has
He came with the name
He’s got a weird hair distribution which, when he’s on his back, makes him look like an orangutan. Papillon?
He came with the name. When adopting him, I asked if we could change Mortimer to something else. His head swiveled every time.
He does look baked most of the time
That guilty look!
Part simian probably
Now I know where I’ll be dumping my basement centipedes.
Canada goose, you goose.
My 17-year-old son died in a car accident last December. This is the most uplifting thing I’ve ever seen. Thanks so much. ?
IMHO, 3rd dog never worked out well. Idk if it was the previous relationship or dominance. I’ve been happiest - and lowest dog drama w 2
That was the funniest thing I read all day. Thanks, @waltersobchaksworldofpain. He’s ugly but lovable. I can identify.
My sarcastic brain is screaming “I’m not crying. You’re crying!”
Cool. Glad you found out so I didn’t have to (my usual MO is to make as many mistakes as possible and walk away unfinished.
Would the heater floor melt the wax ring on the toilet?
All the saints are dead but not all dead are saints.
You’re prolly right ...
Give me that ginormous plant!
And locust ....
I have a separate stainless steel tag that has phone numbers and “have your people call my people.”
The local blood bank told me I’m a match for those in sickle cell crisis. I now donate on the regular. ?
Of course! But don’t mention cats. I bark furiously at them.
Belly rubs, long fruitless walks and butt sniffing.
I’ve been listening to Awolnation constantly during the quarantine. Not sure why - I’m in the legal profession
There are some good Facebook groups to join for child loss. My 17 year old passed in a car accident 20 months ago. It’s heartbreaking
Is her left eye alright?
Yes, no priors. We’re all living with this the rest of our lives.
The driver was his best friend. He spent 6 months in prison and on probation for the next 24. I don’t envy him with his survivors guilt.
Prolly the UPS guy
Oh, he has
He came with the name
He’s got a weird hair distribution which, when he’s on his back, makes him look like an orangutan. Papillon?
He came with the name. When adopting him, I asked if we could change Mortimer to something else. His head swiveled every time.
He does look baked most of the time
That guilty look!
Part simian probably
Now I know where I’ll be dumping my basement centipedes.
Canada goose, you goose.
My 17-year-old son died in a car accident last December. This is the most uplifting thing I’ve ever seen. Thanks so much. ?
IMHO, 3rd dog never worked out well. Idk if it was the previous relationship or dominance. I’ve been happiest - and lowest dog drama w 2
That was the funniest thing I read all day. Thanks, @waltersobchaksworldofpain. He’s ugly but lovable. I can identify.