JayGoKey

3528 pts · April 20, 2012


My sarcastic brain is screaming “I’m not crying. You’re crying!”

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cool. Glad you found out so I didn’t have to (my usual MO is to make as many mistakes as possible and walk away unfinished.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Would the heater floor melt the wax ring on the toilet?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All the saints are dead but not all dead are saints.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You’re prolly right ...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Give me that ginormous plant!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And locust ....

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a separate stainless steel tag that has phone numbers and “have your people call my people.”

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The local blood bank told me I’m a match for those in sickle cell crisis. I now donate on the regular. ?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Of course! But don’t mention cats. I bark furiously at them.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Belly rubs, long fruitless walks and butt sniffing.

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’ve been listening to Awolnation constantly during the quarantine. Not sure why - I’m in the legal profession

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

There are some good Facebook groups to join for child loss. My 17 year old passed in a car accident 20 months ago. It’s heartbreaking

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Is her left eye alright?

7 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 1

Yes, no priors. We’re all living with this the rest of our lives.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The driver was his best friend. He spent 6 months in prison and on probation for the next 24. I don’t envy him with his survivors guilt.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Prolly the UPS guy

7 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Oh, he has

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He came with the name

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He’s got a weird hair distribution which, when he’s on his back, makes him look like an orangutan. Papillon?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He came with the name. When adopting him, I asked if we could change Mortimer to something else. His head swiveled every time.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He does look baked most of the time

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

That guilty look!

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Part simian probably

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now I know where I’ll be dumping my basement centipedes.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Canada goose, you goose.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My 17-year-old son died in a car accident last December. This is the most uplifting thing I’ve ever seen. Thanks so much. ?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

IMHO, 3rd dog never worked out well. Idk if it was the previous relationship or dominance. I’ve been happiest - and lowest dog drama w 2

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That was the funniest thing I read all day. Thanks, @waltersobchaksworldofpain. He’s ugly but lovable. I can identify.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0