Joe452

248 pts ยท May 23, 2013


I'm not to proud to admit I thought it said porn night instead of prom night.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't see how she's a pro, it took her like 20 strokes and she was already on the green.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not expensive if you don't go.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I can honestly say that I am certain that this basement is worth more than my house.

8 years ago | Likes 115 Dislikes 3

Have you tried to unplug it wait 15 seconds then plug it back in?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Soo I can pick up a new rifle and unlimited bread sticks. Cool.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

So is this where turkey bacon comes from?

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 10

I have said it before and still stand by it, this is the first time I have ever been proud to be a New Yorker.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 11

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy fuck burgers, this maybe the first time I've ever been proud to say I'm from New York.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Am I the only one wishing the car would have hit the end of the guard rail and went flying...

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

I get the same reaction at the Buffet.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How does that have a handicap tag?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The truth is she is headed to the kitchen.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You missed the Amazon box.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You missed the Amazon box.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you want it to piss on the couch, because that's how to make it happen.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The not smart man is the one who doesn't empty the cab first.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll up vote that just to watch the melt down.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Surprise it's the same ones doing it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

You' are not dead until you are warm and dead.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I take back the money you steal and give it to a bigger thief.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Here I can't even teach my dog not to eat his own shit.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Clap clap clap

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want to know how he fit with the size of his balls.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And my dog would jump into the closed back window. He's kinda special.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was kinda expecting the tree to spin.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was expecting a toothpick atthe end.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0