JohnnyDean

631 pts ยท August 6, 2013


Hoping nobody on here finds out that I'm left leaning Republican. Glad this thing isn't public!

Great role model +1

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Stephen King's, "Children of the Beans"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Then that avocado had sex with ugly

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Nope. Just got caught on youporn

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

IS NOT A TUMAHH"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"IT

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can't wait to get old

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still have a few friends that went on to become pastors. They face the same faith questioning things I do. It is very sad, you are right.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's the only logical play here

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just tell him you love him...no matter what. That's good parenting for right now.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What did the water ever do to him?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bro is vet. Don't think I have been as scared as when I saw him react to fireworks. Made me think real hard about what he went through

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're tellin' me. That moo-moo is sooooo two years ago

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uhh, no confederate flag. Please retake test.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My mind...too much stimuli...can't even think to fap

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's nice they aren't photo-shopping the women anymore. It'll take some getting used to though

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My heart valve. High magnification. Immediately after Long John Silvers for lunch.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Wonder if the bird gets annoyed with the dog sometimes. You know, like an old married couple?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We all did, my friend. We all did.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Genuine laughter here. I needed it. Rough few days. I appreciate the smile on my face :)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't even make up the reason for this scenario. Gotta be a porn, right?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not going to miss this one! I'm waiting as long as it takes to see what happens here!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just went from "great gif"! To only thinking about the J-Man. Thanks.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks it serves its purpose: "get me there fast". Wish I knew my purpose...(sigh)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's nice. I'd like to see my blue eyes on that skull.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I asked out a girl, in high school, for over a year. Wore her down with the charm! Dated for two years:). I wasn't creepy about it.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

Even when he was a toddler, the Kent's knew Clark was different

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That would be me accidentally scoring. The only way I'd score.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've felt the effects of people reading this.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it's rude to not give them my email. They worked hard on that popup with the hidden "close" button. Web etiquette, c'mon!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0