78 pts ยท July 26, 2013
You sound like my ex husband Kyle. Bought me "health " pills with side effects including breast enhancement. Fuck you.
Death, is that you?
Lasagna.
Savage.
It has, yes.
How can you tell which team you're on?
Oh dear.
Can someone be polite as to tell me what the shit this is all about?
Can someone tell me what the fuck all the zombie shit is about?
My mom wanted four, my dad wanted two. She got what she wanted in two pregnancies. Totally natural as well.
My mom painted our toenails.
Ouch.
I thought you said go to bread.
A gym...what's a gym? OH, a GYM!
Maybe it's Maybelline
My boyfriend pees on me in the shower :(
The frogurt is also cursed......That's bad. But it comes with your choice of toppings!
By chance are you from Alaska? Because that's basically Canada.
Well that's just cruel.
Simpsons.
These bloody things are everywhere.They're in the lift, in the lorry, in the bond wizard, and all over the malonga gilderchuck!
You sound like my ex husband Kyle. Bought me "health " pills with side effects including breast enhancement. Fuck you.
Death, is that you?
Lasagna.
Savage.
It has, yes.
How can you tell which team you're on?
Oh dear.
Can someone be polite as to tell me what the shit this is all about?
Can someone tell me what the fuck all the zombie shit is about?
My mom wanted four, my dad wanted two. She got what she wanted in two pregnancies. Totally natural as well.
My mom painted our toenails.
Ouch.
I thought you said go to bread.
A gym...what's a gym? OH, a GYM!
Maybe it's Maybelline
My boyfriend pees on me in the shower :(
The frogurt is also cursed......That's bad. But it comes with your choice of toppings!
By chance are you from Alaska? Because that's basically Canada.
Well that's just cruel.
Simpsons.
These bloody things are everywhere.They're in the lift, in the lorry, in the bond wizard, and all over the malonga gilderchuck!