569 pts ยท July 18, 2017
I want one but all he'd do is look down his nose at me...
He can throw his axe at me any time. Only man I'd let grab me by the vag
After reading all these comments I've realized I really need to step my porn game up...
Lmao good luck with that. After giving birth all I wanted was a cheeseburger and to cry and for no one to fuck with me. No mascara. It runs
9 times out of 10 they're always like "Oh wow that's all I have to do? How did you know?" Ummm...I read the whole thing??
I work in a call center for a tax software company. Typical call I just re-read the error message slowly with emphasis. 1/2
That dress is fucking fabulous
Plot twist: her lizard is actually a euphemism. And she is a he
Merica. In a bucket. Hell in a handbasket. Jeez I'm freaking myself out. Except it's a bucket and not handbasket. Need another beer. Brb
My kids hate it when I do that
Been 8 hrs. But I came back to say, you got this, friend.
Hub does this every month. Gets chocolate, dill pickle chips, and a cosmo for me too. I am spoiled and yes I'm bragging.
But...why did Kermit kill Gonzo?!
When possible being the keywords here.
This is what I tell my kids would happen to them. Mom of the year over here...
Sexiest baddest motherfucker ever. That's who
Your hand does not count
Don't give away all the secrets yet!
After 3 kids, that's what it takes
We learned not to whine like little bitches and suffer through it. Doesn't mean it doesn't hurt
Isn't that...I thought that's what support groups were? Is there a different kind?
Well. I was sort of one for a year...
Omg. We should start a support grouo
Congrats! You are stronger than you think. You already took the first step on your own. That's an amazing sign. You got this
There's a part 2. Because she felt bad.
I thought it was a sex toy when I first saw it.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01CSC7F2I/ref=pd_aw_fbt_21_img_2?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=V53KCSD0H9KB00P79TFA. Spy kit in the background
"Can't" was supposed to be at the beginning of that sentence
I want one but all he'd do is look down his nose at me...
He can throw his axe at me any time. Only man I'd let grab me by the vag
After reading all these comments I've realized I really need to step my porn game up...
Lmao good luck with that. After giving birth all I wanted was a cheeseburger and to cry and for no one to fuck with me. No mascara. It runs
9 times out of 10 they're always like "Oh wow that's all I have to do? How did you know?" Ummm...I read the whole thing??
I work in a call center for a tax software company. Typical call I just re-read the error message slowly with emphasis. 1/2
That dress is fucking fabulous
Plot twist: her lizard is actually a euphemism. And she is a he
Merica. In a bucket. Hell in a handbasket. Jeez I'm freaking myself out. Except it's a bucket and not handbasket. Need another beer. Brb
My kids hate it when I do that
Been 8 hrs. But I came back to say, you got this, friend.
Hub does this every month. Gets chocolate, dill pickle chips, and a cosmo for me too. I am spoiled and yes I'm bragging.
But...why did Kermit kill Gonzo?!
When possible being the keywords here.
This is what I tell my kids would happen to them. Mom of the year over here...
Sexiest baddest motherfucker ever. That's who
Your hand does not count
Don't give away all the secrets yet!
After 3 kids, that's what it takes
We learned not to whine like little bitches and suffer through it. Doesn't mean it doesn't hurt
Isn't that...I thought that's what support groups were? Is there a different kind?
Well. I was sort of one for a year...
Omg. We should start a support grouo
Congrats! You are stronger than you think. You already took the first step on your own. That's an amazing sign. You got this
There's a part 2. Because she felt bad.
I thought it was a sex toy when I first saw it.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B01CSC7F2I/ref=pd_aw_fbt_21_img_2?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=V53KCSD0H9KB00P79TFA. Spy kit in the background
"Can't" was supposed to be at the beginning of that sentence