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569 pts ยท July 18, 2017


I want one but all he'd do is look down his nose at me...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He can throw his axe at me any time. Only man I'd let grab me by the vag

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

After reading all these comments I've realized I really need to step my porn game up...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Lmao good luck with that. After giving birth all I wanted was a cheeseburger and to cry and for no one to fuck with me. No mascara. It runs

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

9 times out of 10 they're always like "Oh wow that's all I have to do? How did you know?" Ummm...I read the whole thing??

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I work in a call center for a tax software company. Typical call I just re-read the error message slowly with emphasis. 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That dress is fucking fabulous

9 years ago | Likes 356 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: her lizard is actually a euphemism. And she is a he

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Merica. In a bucket. Hell in a handbasket. Jeez I'm freaking myself out. Except it's a bucket and not handbasket. Need another beer. Brb

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My kids hate it when I do that

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Been 8 hrs. But I came back to say, you got this, friend.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hub does this every month. Gets chocolate, dill pickle chips, and a cosmo for me too. I am spoiled and yes I'm bragging.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But...why did Kermit kill Gonzo?!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When possible being the keywords here.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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This is what I tell my kids would happen to them. Mom of the year over here...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Sexiest baddest motherfucker ever. That's who

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Your hand does not count

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Don't give away all the secrets yet!

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

After 3 kids, that's what it takes

9 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 8

We learned not to whine like little bitches and suffer through it. Doesn't mean it doesn't hurt

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Isn't that...I thought that's what support groups were? Is there a different kind?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Well. I was sort of one for a year...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Omg. We should start a support grouo

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Congrats! You are stronger than you think. You already took the first step on your own. That's an amazing sign. You got this

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

There's a part 2. Because she felt bad.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought it was a sex toy when I first saw it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Can't" was supposed to be at the beginning of that sentence

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0