MagicTortoise

3532 pts ยท March 16, 2014


I'm a Tortoise, that is all. If you get a screenshot of this to the front page you will be on the front page.

Awful. Terrible. I applaud it.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read it as 'Got hired, never got assigned work, got an assignment after 3 years of silence, told them to get bent'

4 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

His father thinks he can get him out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fooked

1 year ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

What do you mean your cart? I'm clearly holding it. My cart.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Slap them at a velocity of several thousand meters per second

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Her name on the show Star Trek Voyager is literally Seven of Nine

2 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

One sleeping dog can only lie, the other can only tell the truth

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

In verse, I think? Could be wrong

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You guys are getting 20 minutes?

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Almost like a completely different person

2 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

There's a high statistical probability that Finland doesn't exist

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They're the same picture

2 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You cannot yet take physical form, but your spirit has lost none of it's potency

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Leaving behind memories that become legend. Legend fades to meme, and even meme is long forgotten when the age that gave it birth comes again.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yes

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fighting rampant capitalism is always ethical

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Just the one, yes. And it's totally all mine. All of the bones are mine. Absolutely.

2 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

... some things are worth the cost of being imprisoned by the Fae

2 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Comments? In your comment chain? It's more likely than you may think.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Man door hand hook car gun

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

NaughtyGod doing God's work

2 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Crawling.mp3.ex3

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only if you get caught

2 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Yes, chef

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's one of my favorite movies ever. It's absurd, funny, philosophical, and extremely touching. It may not be for everyone but I love it dearly.

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

They also have songs such as Resurrection by Erection though. They write some bangers, so to speak :^)

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a search party, not a find party

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure that was Abe Lincoln, and it was just misattributed to Ghandi. Saw that on the internet once so it must be true.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Spectacular. Stupendous. Supremely Satisfying. Excellent dump.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0