MantisTobagganMD

251303 pts ยท May 8, 2012


I have no idea what I'm doing.

Oh, how do you know he's a cop?

55 minutes ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The FIFA Super Maximum Operation Consolation Prize!

4 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I am happy he won because it makes certain people angry. But, I'm just saying... The show was ok. I say this as someone that doesn't really listen to that genre of music, so maybe it just wasn't for me, but I thought the show was just...fine.

4 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Alexander the Great, sweating profusely.

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Poor Ralph. You don't deserve this, son.

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Siege Mentality. Jehovah's Witnesses do the same thing. Most cults, really.

3 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Where are all my secular humanists at?! Start running for office, please! I would, but...you don't want me, I promise you that.

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh, hey, I was right. I saw the video and thought "That looks like Aruba". I've only been to Aruba once, years and years ago (like...2005?). Nailed it.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yea, it wouldn't. According to another comment I read yesterday, Google simply uses the national geographic database for whatever country the user is in. So, in the US they would use the GNIS (Geographic Names Information System), which is a federal entity and therefore, unfortunately, under the jurisdiction of the Executive branch and Orange Fuck's whims. So basically (probably, I don't know) it only shows the change in the US. That's not to say Google can't go suck a massive chode, but still.

4 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

"Ya know, lightning never strikes the same place twice."
"Ex-fuckin-scuse me?" - Florida

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

...Is it not? Looks like a photo taken in a mirror?

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNY!

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Who, might I ask, was President 7 years ago? And who was the Postmaster General? And who appointed that Postmaster General?

5 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Funny that you would use one of the few Canadian series that made it big in the States as a gif here.

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Just call Lester, he'll take care of that.

5 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Tulsa is... Oklahoma.

6 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Why would you suggest such a thing?!

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"Sexual violence doesn't start and end with rape;
It starts in our books and behind our school gates.
Men are scared women will laugh in their face
Whereas women are scared it's their lives men will take.
MOTHER FUCKER!" - IDLES, Mother

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Liz I would be soooooo pissed right now

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1 week ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Ah, gotcha. Unfortunately, no, just a Clue reference.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hate looking like a thicky-thicky dumb-dumb in front of my mates.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Whenever picture "Science" in my head, I picture an Erlenmeyer flask with green liquid inside. And I think I just realized the reason why: in EU4 Innovation is symbolized by an Erlenmeyer flask with green liquid.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That one has hurt the most for me personally.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought that was Susan Sarandon for years!

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm assuming you're attempting a joke...but I don't get it.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Denied!

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0