MasterChristopher

124600 pts · May 20, 2020


There aren't a lot of things that I like. Things I may like include: Anime and manga, games, mystery/suspense, undercover/spy stuff, nudes/porn (Hentai too), attention, seafood, and stand-up comedy. And I'm not making this up, unlike @cangarejos

Was that [I'll just call her "L"]'s husband? O_O

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O_O Whoa. Is there more of this particular outfit?

16 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#3 To keep the weight evenly(-ish) distributed. Gonna make an egg sandwich on a bun? ;D

21 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And her axe!

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Have mercutio

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If she doesn't like the people here, why doesn't she just leave?

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It IS about pleasing people to me! FP just means I get to please even MORE people! And the attention. FP helps with that too.

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I still fight the good fight from time to time! But my posts never make FP. :(

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Yass to this sax

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I don't know what any of the words mean, but all of them look tough af!

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Aww, boo, I had no idea it was that bad. :(

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Sorry in advance! #4 and #5:

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good news, I'm not working Saturday after all! :D I'm looking forward to doing not a damn thing!

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And also, I'm now singing in my head "Aruba, Jamaica, ooo I wanna take ya~"

2 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Woohoo! No sunburns this time?

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Nah, I work this Saturday. T_T (As well as Labor Day) I'm gonna have to make this last...! (This long glass of water, I mean)

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

That squish is divine!

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Lake Inferior

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Aww yiss!!

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have no idea what's happening here but it's hot anyway, so carry on!

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well, no duh, you can't discuss these things with Trump. He's only the figurehead. You have to go further up the chain of command, to Bibi.

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I hope my name is next to yours on the watch list! 🖤

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What do you mean? I never went anyw- Ooooooh! :)

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It's true. There's plenty of dead cops throughout history.

4 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Me: Yes! Ha ha ha! Yes!

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Special Needs bus driver myself and knowing my coworkers, I'll bet his driver was the type of asshole to demand he be waiting outside or they'd drive by without, even if he was waiting on his porch... Despite that stop being specifically for him directly at his house.

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