Meatuchu

1298 pts ยท June 5, 2014


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I dunno. I love myself a cat, I have 2. I still occasionally feel overwhelmed by the kind of chaos they can cause lmao

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 cats is too many cats

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#3 you could be me ? I've been an engineer at Facebook for 3 months and I'm still waiting for that to matter lmao

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mmmhmm.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They look just like my cats!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Zoomin' and Toobin

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I had an ex threaten to have her friends raid my apartment, steal all my shit and beat me and the cops never showed

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I also had covid in December. Got the vaccine in January. If I felt what I'd felt after the first shot I would have gone to the hospital.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I need that as a bumper sticker

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Is the pit of an avocado delicious?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My first moderna shot made me freezing cold and gave me full body aches, but I got it about a month after I had covid. Second was fine tho.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No such luck friend

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My girlfriend slept with another guy on valentines day

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Do you have a carapace? What's with the natural armor? lol

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Bloody Mary should be played by bill hader

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He doesn't even exist anymore

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope nobody was in that room, Jesus Christ. Can you imagine just having your wall explode

6 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

I've got a 2017 vw jetta i bought from a rental agency and it's held together okay so far lol. *Knocks on wood*

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"that's a pretty terrible way to spend your allowance bud..."

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He can't block individual people from seeing his content iirc. But they can kick him off the platform or delete his tweets from all feeds.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nobody's saying they're not allowed to censor whatever they want. Won't stop people from thinking it's a shitty thing to do though.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm still not convinced that it's not ice

6 years ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 0

Delaware did in fact mandate a mask

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 10

Yeah just fucken fold yourself in half fam

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My dad has a mug labeled "leftist tears"

6 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 1

Been working at Wawa for 3 years been living this life for a while now yeah lol

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Kakaren

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0