MechEStevens

3309 pts · August 3, 2016


To be fair, he was probably blackout drunk when he said this.

9 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you for simultaneously reminding me of my childhood and also making me realize I’ve become my father

10 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stagflation here we come! USA! USA!!

10 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I miss my Doodle

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’d take this for colonoscopy prep over 18 hours of hunger and diarrhea.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doggo loves chase dinosaur

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Definitely poop in those pants!

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That cop is right. He definitely isn’t out there for his health.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can smell this video

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For sure. But, if Elon was on the left you can bet the “go woke go broke” crowd would be shouting it from the rooftops.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don’t worry fellow millennials! These beauties are still with us. Just as micro plastics in our body!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don’t understand, I thought you only went broke if you went woke?!! /s

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reading this as I have conjunctivitis in both eyes from my daughter.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thier relationship will sour fast. They both need to be the most important person in the room.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Time to put a package of wet wipes in the fridge.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ooooo yeah fucking shear it.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Step 1: Don’t brush your dog.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw canned Sunny-D and vodka at my local store recently. I’m so glad I’m sober.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

But how do you play battleshits if the stalls aren’t connected?!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This guys vibe is “I’m used to shooting moving targets so this is easy”

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

MAGA is just a bunch of Karens.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We spent $31k for two kids full time last year. That seems like a bargain now.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If you are going to do dumb shit on a motorcycle at least wear protective clothing.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uncle Toms Tesla

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0