Mega1mpact

29318 pts · August 20, 2012


I once saw my cat eat a whole, still alive, mouse in one bite. It was metal as fuck.

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#2 is a design issue. Without user feedback the user can't be sure that an action has been performed.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Currently wearing a shirt with that pressed on.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We don't hate you guys. According to a Flemish friend of mine you guys think we're greedy etc...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Honestly Javascript would be a smarter programming language to begin with. Functional programming languages are easier to learn.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

The latest PHP RFCs that got accepted for PHP6 are pretty neat. For example @returns should be a thing of the past.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah but that's only counting one person and ignoring the time to swap. You're also going to need a stroke manager who does the hot swapping

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I'm dutch. Maybe that's it

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Are you saying that we are your mexico?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do anything anymore. MS flew over one guy to fix it after he failed they flew over two more guys. Took 2 weeks to fix the issue.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The machines started doing weird things like do half of their procedure and just stopping after that. Also the warehouse crew couldn't(...)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At my first internship they used mssql for everything. Including job management for the production line. The DB had a memory leak and (...)

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"MySQL doesn't scale" This nigga for real? You can set up multiple mysql servers and let them load balance. MySQL + HAProxy = bliss

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How about using a database that's actually fast read/write instead of stuff like Postgre/Mongo etc

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those are more common then you'd think. We LOVE our bikes in a non-sexual way (yet).

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've been collecting samples and reverse engineering them. Thinking of writing up a blogpost soon with my findings.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

rip

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

I've been thinking this for the past 3-4 months or so but everytime I even tried to mention it people told me that it "should just care".

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

I give such a small amount of fucks that I don't even care how it's spelled. How's that for ya?

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

As a non-us citizen I could not give fewer fucks about fergison even if I tried. At this point posts about fergison are annoying.

11 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 32

That joke is so dark I rolled up my windows

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

counting up to 256 would make it roll over back to 0

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

if it's unsigned ofcourse

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a trashcan we throw stuff into when we're on our bikes so we don't have to stop

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Feminists != Feminazis

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2