49721 pts ยท July 9, 2014
I have been proven in many occasions to have the track record of an intergalactic champion.
No effort? It's like you've known me my whole life. Who are you?
He has his own (sans batteries) to play with, but he just wants mine. He's onto me.
"She hit my chair with a bottle, so I smashed her in the face with my chair."
Today I learned that 2 million dollar houses do not look even remotely, slightly comfortable, in any way.
Design hack: Put your mouthwash in a decanter. it looks cool. Oh, okay, thanks.
I'm not against the idea of police accountability, but someday maybe we'll talk about black on black violence, too. That'd be neat.
Good. Thanks for not attempting to awkwardly force a relationship with them based like apparently everyone else who meets another imgurian.
Well, I made it to.. *looks at clock*... 11:59am. I suppose it was half of a good day, anyway.
Very few celebrity deaths legitimately sadden me - I don't know them personally, and I'm not good at empathy.This one, though... devastated.
It's amazing that they managed to drive like this with their dicks. I mean that's the reason for specifying the gender, obviously.
"The gun and trigger discipline don't matter, just show your boobs. It's the internet."
Confirmed, I am white and this expression has saved me from so many forced fake conversations when I accidentally lock eyes with someone.
After reading this entire thing in a wonderfully stereotypical sassy black woman voice, my world was thoroughly rocked when I reached "Mike"
It looks like a vagina in the way that a potato looks like a car.
I would have been so happy never seeing any reminder of Oberyn's death scene ever again. This stuff never bothers me, but that one... fuck.
After reading this, my first thought is just... as good as this last season of the show was, good god did they drop the ball on this dude.
Everyone is like "what a horrible thing to do" and I'm just like "fuck look at that forehead."
fucking deal with it. You can fucking deal with it too. But I'm also not very nice or empathetic, so I suppose there's that. 2/2
Having depression has just made me callous and insensitive to other people's depression. I don't feel like we're "on the same team". I 1/2
KILL.... ME. KILL..... ME. HURRRRRRRRRRR
Bill Grates invented Michaelsoft.
I was in this same position, so I ended up doing it and just setting it to sync like once every 7 hours.
I'M HERE, PAPA
These fucking how to basic videos give me so much anxiety it is physically painful.
I have those knives, you'd probably have been safe. Things are fucking terrible.
Plot twist: OP is 18
User name checks out.
...Messy? I think you may be doing it wrong.
I thought this was hilarious for the first round or two, but it's so obviously fake at this point. The dead horse has had enough.
"Prank"? I think you mean "being a fucking horrible cunt".
No effort? It's like you've known me my whole life. Who are you?
He has his own (sans batteries) to play with, but he just wants mine. He's onto me.
"She hit my chair with a bottle, so I smashed her in the face with my chair."
Today I learned that 2 million dollar houses do not look even remotely, slightly comfortable, in any way.
Design hack: Put your mouthwash in a decanter. it looks cool. Oh, okay, thanks.
I'm not against the idea of police accountability, but someday maybe we'll talk about black on black violence, too. That'd be neat.
Good. Thanks for not attempting to awkwardly force a relationship with them based like apparently everyone else who meets another imgurian.
Well, I made it to.. *looks at clock*... 11:59am. I suppose it was half of a good day, anyway.
Very few celebrity deaths legitimately sadden me - I don't know them personally, and I'm not good at empathy.This one, though... devastated.
It's amazing that they managed to drive like this with their dicks. I mean that's the reason for specifying the gender, obviously.
"The gun and trigger discipline don't matter, just show your boobs. It's the internet."
Confirmed, I am white and this expression has saved me from so many forced fake conversations when I accidentally lock eyes with someone.
After reading this entire thing in a wonderfully stereotypical sassy black woman voice, my world was thoroughly rocked when I reached "Mike"
It looks like a vagina in the way that a potato looks like a car.
I would have been so happy never seeing any reminder of Oberyn's death scene ever again. This stuff never bothers me, but that one... fuck.
After reading this, my first thought is just... as good as this last season of the show was, good god did they drop the ball on this dude.
Everyone is like "what a horrible thing to do" and I'm just like "fuck look at that forehead."
fucking deal with it. You can fucking deal with it too. But I'm also not very nice or empathetic, so I suppose there's that. 2/2
Having depression has just made me callous and insensitive to other people's depression. I don't feel like we're "on the same team". I 1/2
KILL.... ME. KILL..... ME. HURRRRRRRRRRR
Bill Grates invented Michaelsoft.
I was in this same position, so I ended up doing it and just setting it to sync like once every 7 hours.
I'M HERE, PAPA
These fucking how to basic videos give me so much anxiety it is physically painful.
I have those knives, you'd probably have been safe. Things are fucking terrible.
Plot twist: OP is 18
User name checks out.
...Messy? I think you may be doing it wrong.
I thought this was hilarious for the first round or two, but it's so obviously fake at this point. The dead horse has had enough.
"Prank"? I think you mean "being a fucking horrible cunt".