Milolockert

5018 pts ยท July 12, 2019


I was a cutter for years. It's really hard to quit, and backsliding doesn't mean the end of everything. I'm very proud of you!!!

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The only thing missing is another one flying in when you try to let the first one out ๐Ÿซ 

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have someone at my local KFC who always throws in extra popcorn chicken when he hears my kids on the speaker!

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ok it's still Lake Ontario on mine??? I'm in Canada.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#20 can confirm as someone who was pregnant twice. It is body horror. There's a thing inside you stealing all your Birkenhead and making you commit for months in end. And then they get so big they can break your ribs from the inside ๐Ÿซ 

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We got a cat this way. His last owners were French, so we spoke to him in French. You could have full on conversations with him where he would meow back to everything you said.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I AM YELLING, CARL!

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah!!!!!

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Listen I'm non-binary pansexual I get it ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#22 shrimps is bugs

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh my God

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

When I was pumping breastmilk for my daughter I would say "tits out for Harambe" before popping them out to him up to the pump.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I mean, sometimes bees die by accident when you take the honey out. So there is a little bit of death involved.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can I get an invite to the gas pump party it looks lit

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For a lot of people that grow up poor, you keep those habits even when you don't need them any more. My mom's family was really poor growing up, but not me, and I'm still here washing Ziploc bags and hanging them on the line because it's what my mom does ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿป

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I came here to say this ๐Ÿ˜‚ like my brother in Christ that's not a choice, you got EF issues

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My mom had one of these!!!!! With just the little line to see the numbers in

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why not ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿป

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2 is dead on

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

.... Is this a DCC reference?

2 months ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

I'M GETTING MY OWN MAGNET, CARL

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Excellent makeup!!

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

This episode scared the shit out of me

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I hate liking a dump and then having to unlike because AI sneaks in ๐Ÿ˜ญ

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

@adamtots on Instagram, fantastic artist!!!

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Do you know how much money it costs to move - money that people in vulnerable sectors often don't have ๐Ÿซ 

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The interviewer was absolutely asking if she was willing to make herself smaller for a relationship. Notice the hypothetical man isn't compromising anything. She has to change to suit him - which in the end, is but a compromise. That's what she means when she says love is not a compromise - you don't have to make yourself smaller for someone who loves you.

2 months ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 3

The bonus comment is so real when you have kids ๐Ÿซ 

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Might get this done to my uterus

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#39 this just reminds me of the absolute CHOKEHOLD bumpits had on Pentecostals in the 2000's

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