I leave the punchlines and puns to comment section.

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I'm starting a new food truck here in Austin.

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...but ok

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Say it ain't so, I will not go, turn the lights off, carry me home

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Wait, is that a dog at the bottom?

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A medal for these hoes

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Picture of the moonlight hitting your eye like a big pizza pie

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I knew she looked familiar...

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When they give me a carnitas instead of an el pastor torta.

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A picture of my sex tape

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