9892 pts ยท August 22, 2014
Side effects include: not death
The ol Midwestern grin
These will definitely hit usersub as memes
You think that's her natural hair color?
1 missing pair of shoes
10 choreographed dances
I'm picturing a wedding with over 1000 guests
First build a following on Instagram by working out. Then sell tea.
Shingles you shay?
The little man needs to stick to tutoring AP calculus
Arrested for loitering
Kemba gave up on the shot
DON'T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME
Who gives a shit?
Triggered
Mastered the blockchain
They probably do hire her to train the actors
Nakatomi Plaza, circa 1988
Alligator tearing directly into your scrotum is less manly. Trust me I know.
That man paid his acting dues
DO YOUR RESEARCH
Those fingers weird me out
Ye Old Time Splinter-Free Wooden Dildo Shop
He knew what he was doing
He stays suspended through pure anger
Lucy's is better
"I only had 570 yards in 2008 because I pissed Mike Brown off!"
Nail clippers are super cheap
Side effects include: not death
The ol Midwestern grin
These will definitely hit usersub as memes
You think that's her natural hair color?
1 missing pair of shoes
10 choreographed dances
I'm picturing a wedding with over 1000 guests
First build a following on Instagram by working out. Then sell tea.
Shingles you shay?
The little man needs to stick to tutoring AP calculus
Arrested for loitering
Kemba gave up on the shot
DON'T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME
Who gives a shit?
Triggered
Mastered the blockchain
They probably do hire her to train the actors
Nakatomi Plaza, circa 1988
Alligator tearing directly into your scrotum is less manly. Trust me I know.
That man paid his acting dues
DO YOUR RESEARCH
Those fingers weird me out
Ye Old Time Splinter-Free Wooden Dildo Shop
He knew what he was doing
He stays suspended through pure anger
Lucy's is better
"I only had 570 yards in 2008 because I pissed Mike Brown off!"
Nail clippers are super cheap