Alright let's get personal -------------------------Name: Not happening ------------------------------Age: 35 -------------------------------------------Sex: Male (also yes please) --------------------Location: United States ----------------------Hints: If you're a girl, I will most likely flirt with you until you want me to stop. I don't mean anything disrespectful, I just like to flirt. Kinda who I am. If you're a dude and not a douchebag, I got no problems passing time and chatting with you. (gay or straight).-------------------------------------------------------------- Moon pies and titty sprinkles Yes I have Snapchat
I left $30 on a $14 bill today..I should have taken a picture.
Then you'll love this one
:-p
This. This is awesome.
Oh, the feels...
TL;DR
A movie
TIL Summer lasts all year.
Where their necks meet almost make an upvote :-O
I enjoy being asked to pick that shit up for my gf...because it means i have a gf.
That's what she said -.-
I don't see why some people dislike period sex...I mean that is what a shower is for. Some women say it's better sex than normal...*shrug*
Who needs depth when you have girth?
How what?
Uh, is 3" thick a bad thing?
I don't -.-
I open the door in the nude.
My profile sometimes lie
i am so confused...am i a man or woman? upvote or downvote ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I'll be a woman and down vote things for the next hour!!!
Oh...oh...I see. Well then I'll just...I mean um hum
I am captain lil penis that has no idea how to use it. Nice to meet you
You called?
*It's* working on me...
"Take it like your sister!"
No, she did this right after taking a load in the mouth...What you see is love juice
He is talking about a dick...if anyone missed it.
I once worked at a McDonalds....never ask for just the cream
Why did I read "fucked in"?
Yes
Thank you