MuseMatar

142047 pts ยท September 2, 2015


2 days ago | Likes 449 Dislikes 0

Gotta iron out those wrinkles, mate

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Pink and Not-For-Anish-Kapoor Pink

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Enraptured

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I beg your finest pardon??
First I've heard of that!

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Our glacier guide in Iceland was... creative in his parking techniques. I'll let you guess which one was ours.

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I shall follow the lead of MAGA in regards to not respecting changes and proceed to deadname the lake

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

After it's in, sure

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not love, but a lust most loathsome.

2 weeks ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

You'll be pleased to know a wing of it is being replaced as we speak with a classy ballroom /s

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I think they call those Packers

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I'm afraid dearest Timmy was carried away by ants

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They look like they're full of deer or rabbit poo

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Not to mention beautiful white, sparkling landscapes and the serene silence of snowfall at night.

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah when business daddy took over it broke big time. Can't access my favorites folders for comments unless I turn my phone I to landscape mode for example. Like... why???

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There's the Bald Cypress, though I don't believe that's their particular habitat.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Demons are stored in the ass... noted.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AI generated

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Oh yeah I'm by no means saying they could understand ASL any more than they could normal language, but they could certainly learn a collection of gestures as they can learn a collection of verbal commands.

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Likely. We trained out last dog with hand signals in conjunction with voice commands. Worked out in his later years when he went deaf. We could stomp twice to get his attention with the vibrations, then gesture what we wanted.

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In my defense, Doctor, the base was flared.

3 weeks ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

A well earned retirement after the shit he's had to lead his nation through.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Uric acid!

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