MyDogsNameIsBruceSpringsteen

7136 pts · October 14, 2012


YOU write something about YOURself.

Sometimes I go to Target dressed in khakis and a red t-shirt and just answer customers' questions. The actual employees don't even notice.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I'm going to get a drink. I'm sure I'll see you guys before I leave."

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He passed away on December 22, 2002. Prior to his band's induction into the Rock N Roll HOF. There's some footage of him getting the news.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

*American Translation* "Fuck, that dude looks like one bad motherfucker."

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

No one is infallible, but this guy is pretty fuckin' close.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

*I'd A Called You Woody, Joe. Let it out, Let it out, Let it out, you're doing alright.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I hope you're Oliver's human. RIP Oliver.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

You were being a turd in a jet trying to f*ck with people. You deserved it.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A place where they hold nuclear missiles, everybody.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Holy crap! That's cold.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It almost looks like a triple rainbow.

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

How are the buttons and the screen bigger, yet they look like they're the same size?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do this all the time in Grand Theft Auto.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Why, hello nightmares for a month. Jeesh!

12 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

There is already a completely aired 5th season. It's called Archer Vice. K Log makes a cameo. :P

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

If you watch them…check in with us in seven days!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I always up vote @razor10000

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

Why is there no blood?

12 years ago | Likes 474 Dislikes 29

Well, shit!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He kinda looks more like Cutty, tho.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dear Alvin Schwartz, I will love you and your Scary Stories to Tell in The Dark forever.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And the road begins, you said goodbye on a cold dark night.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So…How'd you remember your password?

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Why is a fat Jack Skellington in the window's reflection?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Can I get some background on this…?

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Well…What's her username?

12 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

What a time to be alive.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How did he get on the roof?!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0