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LittleAldy
Imagine the vibrations as they were sawing the piece out.
DrunkShakespeare
look how sharp the top of that fence is. it's like they didn't want people jumping over it.
Tonberryc
It's illegal in most places in the US to have this type of fencing for this very reason. Many cities will consider it a form of booby trap.
TheBakaTaco
I am amazed by the lack of blood. *shivers*
Assbandit
And they will have to react fast to apply a tourniquet or something so she doesn't go into hemorrhagic shock once the bleeding starts.
dontFUCKINcare
It probably won't start bleeding a lot until the fence is removed
ThePinguino
Well there goes her career in fencing.
NotSoMuch
Oh look, she's been impaled.
BigMammaLlama5
http://imgur.com/TVwCawK
fireeternal
Oh god i can´t stop laughing.
chepep41
1/2 OMG as a medical student this is a living example of the ridiculous anatomy questions we're asked: "a 28 year old female was stabbed.."
chepep41
2/2 "in the brachial plexus by a picket fence..."
pyruvate
hhaha my anatomy questions always started with "someone in detroit with a gunshot/stab wound to ___"
chepep41
love the username. but also hate the username.
rowalker
Jesus christ
RickyRolls
Nailed him.
TheJonSnowShow
Hey Zues, Chris toe.
codfather
No, the spikes went through his hands.
crispexops
I laughed harder than I should have.
Iwannaswiminapoolofpuppiesohwaitmaybenot
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2623486/No-arm-Turkish-mother-impaled-railings-shoulder-trying-climb-fence-grab-berries-daughter.htm
rebelhead
The thing I am most, albeit insensitively impressed with is the fact that her sunglasses stayed on her head the whole time.
Iwannaswiminapoolofpuppiesohwaitmaybenot
I know!! lolol
cookiemcjingles
Thistles
perfect.
ManFromFlorida
Oh god I can't stop wincing.
cole0
*refuses to take sunglasses off of head*
FedericoAstica
I noticed that too. Maybe the glasses are punctured to her head.
bonnu
Anyone remembers that scene from The Walking Dead where the guy gets stuck in the fence?
noeashly
Once saw a pic where a guy ran from the cops and jumped over an overpass only to land on a spiky fence post, just right, to be decapitated
alanthicke63
This guy? http://www.snopes.com/photos/gruesome/decapitation.asp#photo2
alvasalrey
whydidiclickthis.jpeg
argo12
one less drug dealer. Helluva way to go, though.
noeashly
That is indeed the one!
icookfoodandfightfire
holy fucking shit i was not expecting that...
alanthicke63
I guess you could say he won't be able to... fence any more drugs.
icookfoodandfightfire
although i guess it does say decapitation right in the url
IOnlyEverWantedToGoToHogwarts
Yeah, I wasn't quite expecting the pictures to be quite that...graphic.
thisismyusernameguys
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
GoBlue
No, he was impaled through the hands and feet, not the shoulder.
joeinfro
she was just trying to make her entrance punctual
Dooood
*punctural
joeinfro
Dooood
yeah, you kinda missed the humor.
spidercop
Why would you even try jumping that fence.. silly human
rydog
It's only a flesh wound!
LuckyTrouble
This is why I'm fat. Now jumping fences is so much work that I don't even bother.
ThatReallyCoolLesbian
NSFL
Rengii
Wow this girl is on point!
tangybreath
hellafordays
For reals!!!
JayJayDK
I always upvote Dean
beautifulbiscuits
Yeah that.
CapnSar
How are you not the top comment?!
iBoughtThisUsernameOnEbay
this was my exact reaction! AAAAAAHHHHHHHH face and eyes and all!
Panzurkin
that was the EXACT face i made
NoiceSmart
Me too!!
SuperWonnie
nailed it
Shkibeta
To the top with you.
MorePunkThanMe
Go home, everyone. SuperWonnie wins teh internet
thetain
oooooohhhhh that's good
Squelchtone
I love this post.
CyberAkuma
Way to picket her misfortune. Hopefully, she got the point to not try that again. She should be grate-ful it's not worse.
ShoopDeDoop
You, sir, are going to hell. I'll see you there!
cole0
I can't tell if I'm slap happy after a 12 hour workday or what, but that's the hardest I've burst out laughing in a long ole time on imgur.
MaliciousCuntWithoutAReason
Put that in the post. We done.
ImpulseRaven
Let out one laugh and then hated myself for it.
roguebear
I cringed even while upvoting
Suicidalsyd
:D
Spanked84
She should have asked for custom jewelry for those awesome new piercings!
kivalo
well, in her dafence...
10001110001X
Wow, that is dark! So subtle, yet so dark...
BadAngelorGoodAngel
Just evil... :-) and funny
myheadisonfire
Winner, winner... Chicken dinner.
fireeternal
WHY WHY CAN´T I STOP LAUGHING!?
OneMoreLagerAndIMightLearnToLikeYa
1) Why jump the fence? 2) Who designed a fence with javelin pickets? 3) LOL 4) HOLY SHIT THATS DISGUSTING 5) +1
Slamburglar
I read that, apparently, this Turkish woman was reaching over the fence to grab some berries for her kid and slipped :(
IMadeAnAccountJustToWriteThis
They designed the fence that way so that people wouldn't try to climb it.
khaleesimotherofkittycats
I can't help but think this woman is fucking stupid for doing this. It looks like she was trying to get into a place she shouldn't have been
systander
That's usually why people put a fence up
pancreas
I'm just confused as to how her arm ended up in that predicament between two fences like that, but also impaled as if she fell onto it.
AsinusAdLyram
She slipped trying to top it, body goes down, one arm on one side, everything else on the other. By the time the arm would've ->
AsinusAdLyram
gone over, the points already had purchase, so instead her body weight pulled her farther down the spikes.
SerialKisser
That was my first thought -- why jump a fence with spiked posts ?!
gorillamanor
There's a similar fence near my childhood home, one day on the way to school, saw a deer impaled on top of it
OneMoreLagerAndIMightLearnToLikeYa
Holy shit. In the small redneck town I live in, that would be called "dinner on a stick"
Irishda
A challenger appears: http://stevespak.com/spak/ems/impaled3a.jpg
tranderas
NSFL
BluHaze
Could you imagine having to stand there whith a fence post impaling you like that for the 10 minutes or so until the paramedics show up?
TheGate
I actually whimpered. Sure I've had a few drinks, but still.
Irishda
Proof: http://www.nytimes.com/1989/07/10/nyregion/queens-youth-is-impaled-on-iron-fence-spike.html
dthmngr
He lived?! Holy shit.
Irishda
Nothing vital in the underside of the jaw. It'll hurt like hell, but you won't die.
natabee13
After my reaction to the original picture I have no idea why I thought it would be okay for me to click on this one ...
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
HOLY MOTHER FUCKING SHIT.
tarataqa
Classic Steve
tangybreath
Holy... TIL to stay the fuck away from pointy, metal fences.
DickMercenary
*Hot Fuzz flashbacks*
akaZireael
"This reeeeeeally hurts!"
VlLLVGE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(1)
Tilemaster
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
bigudi
This is the same sound my mouth is making.
Syncroincity
+1 FOR THE 2-PAGER
vuctwaffe
my reaction i just felt like screaming cause it looks so fucking fuckckccccccccc
CyberAkuma
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/AAAAAAAAA!
VlLLVGE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AwesomeMixVol6
Ohohohoooooooooooooooo
DragonDew
INGONYAMAAAAAAAA BAGITHI BABA
brianingram
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
AnteeziA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
sman873
Why yes, I concur.
blink92
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
raincoat86
you all make good points.
YourMothersGooch
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Aluneth
B
BrotherhoodOfTheTaco
thank you
blackguard89
CDEFG.....HIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ....?
peaky2
BA
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angus017
This is not enough
lindsehvictoria
There is no blood because the fence piece is acting as a plug of sorts. Pencil demonstration:
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lurkinalldayeryday
I was really worried for a second that the photo was going to be of someone impaled by a pencil. Really glad it wasn't.
JuanM0reTac0
+1 for keeping me on my toes.
sadlittlevixen
*faints*
Moriarty
Thank you for it not being a punctured hand or something.
DevonGronka
I was really expecting the worst
SilverCedar
I was thinking the same thing...
dadinplaid
I asked myself why I was clicking it and was then relieved that my stupidity wasn't taken advantage of.
IfmynameisDICKdoesthatmakemeNSFW
Really? From Moriarty I would expect different
Moriarty
I never do the dirty work myself because it disturbs me. But I have good judgement and know when it needs to be done.
lysani
Back in 3rd grade, a kid in my class stabbed a pencil through his hand on accident.
ThanatosElNyx
Better than by purpose I suppose.
myrelevantname
Idk why but I expected a pencil to be stabbed through a hand or something, glad it wasn't.
gooffyman114
is that bag gonna be okay though?
SuperDerpyDragon
Yes, but none of its future arguments will hold water.
lindsehvictoria
Yes! Just like you should with people, we left the object as it was until professionals were able to extract it.
severice
Im sorry. Hes dead jim.
magesinger
I clicked on that and then as it was loading was like wtf have I done.
Shishka99
I wish you're comment had more upvotes!
derkah
Your*
copaceticbatgirl
"Pencil demonstration." ... ... that's what she said? No. I tried.
lindsehvictoria
Alternate pencil demonstration:
copaceticbatgirl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7E_mIgD_6w
leiaili
Another alternate pencil demonstration:
CommandoCam
very lucky, there's an artery under your armpit
kaevel
I was awaiting a drawing....not disappointed
damnitdan
Neat.
GiantAnimeMech
That risky click.
jaysong
Thank you sir
YeahCommaGoFuckYourself
DC1123
I thought I was going to regrat looking
DC1123
regret*
biltmore
the tips of the pencils would still be wet, and so would the ends of the fence.
lindsehvictoria
It depends on the veins and arteries it could have hit/miss. Also the speed at which the impalement occurred.
WhiteRaven
This, kids, is why you leave whatever is impaling you THERE UNTIL THE MEDICS GET THERE. KNIVES INCLUDED.
GigglesTheGreat
It's the best way to get these sick pics
BlueMethPowerPuffPanda
This reminds me of that Navy Seal who drove himself to the hospital with his finger in a fresh bullet hole to prevent from bleeding out.
KrumpingCrumpet
Ok but why did they keep her sunglasses on her head.
graspee
Because she's like "I'm impaled by a fence- deal with it".
BoOtto
This is true for solid tissue, it doesn't do much in softer tissue. But yeah: If it's not bleeding, don't stir it.
SweetStache
naw man, you wanna grip that shit and rip it right out. Then wiggle your finger around in it to make sure it gets aired out and don't stank
SinceTheAccident
... and then pee in it (if you can't do it to yourself, use a friend) to sterilize and hydrate the wound.
Bricklemeyer
And then pour hydrogen peroxide on it just to be safe. If it's still bleeding tie a tourniquet!
SweetStache
finally, someone else who understands common first aid
damien309
Looks like she was off the ground. I'd be surprised if she could of gotten down herself lol
WhoisOnlar
Tell that to Rust Cohle
qqkikilicious
So we can take cool photos of the stupid act!
pulitown
ESPECIALLY THE EYES!!!
elweezle
CopperWench
You just reminded me of the post on here not that long ago where the guy's drunk roommates stabbed him and he pulled it out :|
zeitelement
yea pulling out isn't the wisest decision..
Turtleproof
That is true. It doesn't always plug the wound, but it usually does. Ouch.
Denvercoder09
Good point...
runeks
Why is this the reason you leave whatever is impaling you THERE UNTIL THE MEDICS GET THERE?
MycurlyhairsaysIcantgoouttoday
No external blood loss.
JunGull
EMT here, great advice.
stou
srsly this is like first aid 101. always cringe in movies where they are like "pull it out immediately or you'll get an infection!!"
chiaotzuman
an infection isn't going to kill you straight away...haemorrhaging, on the other hand will
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stou
yea or maybe it can lead to an airway obstruction. If I get impaled I am calling 911 and not pulling out anything =)
stou
Why the cheek?
DickMercenary
Possible breathing obstruction and lack of major veins in cheek make it better to remove if a long distance from medical treatment.
zebradelaide
why??
cocojombo
She was trying to get berries for her 5 yr old child close up to the fence, she lost balance and fell on it.
qqkikilicious
So we can take cool photos of the stupid act!
iwillalwaysloveyouimgur
I think so you don't bleed out but I'll give you Internet point so an expert sees this
MalletBallet
Look how she's not bleeding. Imagine how much blood she'd lose waiting for the ambulance if that thing was pulled out of the wound.
Shadowsis
So you don't bleed to death.
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fackenawesome
Why only take it out if it goes in your cheek? What if you get a piercing? Lol jk, but seriously, the only exception is your cheek?
copaceticbatgirl
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copaceticbatgirl
You're good, I will like your Canadian rule.
prayformojo
Did they say why the cheek is so special?
MorphotheDragon
EMT here. Impaled objects in the cheek can potentially interfere with breathing.
prayformojo
Interesting.. Why is that? (tried to google it but couldn't find an answer)
cocojombo
And as you can clearly see in the pics, fence is closed with another one on the other side so she was not trying to jump or so as mentioned.
NOTtheGoddamnLochNessMonster
Medic Here: you can do more damage taking it out than when it first went in. Opening up blood vessels, tearing more flesh, etc.
rachiechilipepper
Not to mention, it could be working as a bandage of sorts, preventing any massive bleeding.
paradigm84
In this example, removal is a particularly bad idea given how close it could be to the brachial artery.
NOTtheGoddamnLochNessMonster
yup
weeman5872
Especially if it's a hook-like object, right?
NOTtheGoddamnLochNessMonster
Fer sure brah
DickMercenary
Party trick and explanation: http://imgur.com/pn3ljym replace water with blood and ziploc bag with skin / veins.
copaceticbatgirl
"Replace water with blood and ziploc bag with skin" ... ... that's what she said? No. I tried.
copaceticbatgirl
My worst memory from first responder training was puncture wounds, we had to watch a video of an eye impaled in the pupil with a drill bit
JFKWASASCAPEGOAT
Fuck that.
McLoven234
i watched a kid drill into his own hand at a drill press in wood shop in high school
SockMiser
The RedCross guy who recertifies my coworkers and I loves showing a pic of a guy with a pole up his ass. Every damn time right before lunch.
BluHaze
Is that the telephone pole one?
SockMiser
Yes, yes it is. *shudder*
copaceticbatgirl
Well, maybe he's into that?
LittleWolfiee
(1/?) My dad was a paramedic during hurricane Andrew. He said the worst thing was a dude who got impaled on a baby palm tree. It missed
copaceticbatgirl
What did it miss???
LittleWolfiee
(2/?) any vital organs, but if you tried to pull him off, the serated tree would mangle and shred the wound. They had to cut down the tree
LittleWolfiee
(3/?) and drive the dude in the ambulance to the hospital with a tree through his torso.
Dahes
Are the victims getting any sedation before the objects they're impaled on get shaken up by whatever they used to cut it?
frozenkhaos12
my best friends dad has a glass eye because some one threw a pencil at him. stuck right in the eye.
graspee
Can you imagine how many sympathy sexual favours you would get if the thrower was your gender of choice?
rhimceen
I.. I really don't need that mental image I have now.
Luvvie
...is this video online somewhere?
Atharaenea
NOPE
delifresh
Cross my heart, hope to die...
IFUCKINGLOVECAPSLOCK
STICK A DRILL BIT IN MY EYE
graspee
I laughed.
msa011
So... where's the video?
copaceticbatgirl
Hopefully at the bottom of the buttfucking ocean.
minikimbie
I hope Cthulu isn't in that ocean.
ROBOT120807
http://youtu.be/9crCGMh4j9g?t=20s
Dahes
Clicked it, saw the title, nope nope nope
ROBOT120807
Playing that game for the first time, that machine was one of the most nerve-wracking things ever. Got it first try though.
UnnecessaryAnswerMan
Please tell me that the video involved a cadaver and not a living person.
Dusseldwarf
The video involved a cadaver and not a living person.
ninmonkey
He said to say that. He said he said to say that.
ImgurMountaineer
No
copaceticbatgirl
It was a living person. I will never unsee it.
Ike6372
http://imgur.com/9mjAvUF
UnnecessaryAnswerMan
I want to ask how that could have happened, but I'm not sure I want the details.
dmex
Find a guy with one eye, and pay him to star in your safety demonstration video.
copaceticbatgirl
Probably just watched too much Darren Aronofsky and started getting ideas.
MrRandomUK
As an engineer... snapped drill bit shrapnel is no joke.. High rpm + too much pressure on the bit.. Ya just don't know which way it'll fly
Douglas747Tristar
What kind of living person consents to having their eyes drilled out?
dyxj
video of an accident, probably
copaceticbatgirl
He came in to the hospital with the bit already in his eye, and they filmed the process of dressing the wound.
JadedFreighter
It was obviously an accident someone happened to catch on tape and consented to sharing with the training professors.
chainletter
Like that's so much better.
UnnecessaryAnswerMan
Cadavers tend to scream and flail less often when such things happen. And don't complain about it later.
BluHaze
One of those would be great for my sex life then.
MyDogsNameIsBruceSpringsteen
Why is there no blood?
IAmTiredOfPickingUsernamesLetMeBeShadow
I'm assuming it missed any major blood vessels, also the thing is still inside her so any blood vessels it did hit are still clogged? Iunno
ChalupaBatman834
The object is blocking the blood from flowing out and she may have even been lucky enough to have not even punctured her Axillary artery.
tylerpedia
The fence is blocking the flow of blood.
OnePriest1Nun
It was rated T
Noahy503
Clearly not human.
AquilaSagitta
thats exactly what i was thinking
Eldibs
Nick your finger? Bleed eight gallons. Impaled on a fence? Not a drop.
tracereading
you have a shit ton of capillaries in your hands.
Eldibs
Is that a metric shit-ton, or an imperial shit-ton?
ILostIt
my guess (as an EMT) is that it missed the vessels, and since the puncture isn't ragged any blood from the muscles is contained
IWasTryingToMakeSomethingFunny
Because this set of images were not directed by Quentin Tarantino
gingerminge
A guy at my house impaled his buttock on my fence while installing a dish. The only blood was a tiny bit on the bit of fence that was inside
Turtleproof
Because the impaled object is left in place, which is proper first aid.
themanthemyththecharles
Yeah I nailed my goddamned hand to the wall with a nailgun once. No blood. I sawed away the wall around my hand and drove to the hospital.
pistolshrimppumponmylapatalltimes
That is manly as fuck. Don't even care if you're a woman. Still manly.
CantCatchForShit
Guess the points are acting as a stopper, blood will flow when they are removed.
obviouslythisisntmyrealnamewhatwereyouthinking
Eeeeek
AlwaysStartWithCharmander
It's the same with a piercing, the object is keeping it from bleeding. If removed then it would bleed
razor10000
According to Daniel Day Lewis, "There Will Be Blood."
csullivan
Comment of the day. Well played.
MyDogsNameIsBruceSpringsteen
I always up vote @razor10000
nostalgiacommence
"that's a kill" "that's a kill" "that's a kill"
kivalo
He didn't do the thing :(
razor10000
:-)
droomph
butts
ThebabyAteMyDingo
According to me, there will be blood and alcohol.
TheJonSnowShow
What about ass?
ThebabyAteMyDingo
You know nothin' about ass Jon Snow!
GdSvThQn
If you've got blood in your ass you need to increase the fiber in your diet and/or use more lube in the bedroom.
TheJonSnowShow
do not proceed to tell me when and where to use lube!
IamFartacus
Razor, I've been trying to find the ass in all of this, and I find only metaphor. Shifty x10000.
ILostIt
though you'd think there would be some on the fence tips
iamireland
Not really, cuts don't work like that. I've often cut myself with a knife and never come away with blood on the blade.
MrandMrsSim
There will be blood.
ashbashcash
Sometimes when there is a clean quick "stabbing" they body doesn't react quick enough for there to be blood
Griffy11
PG Movie.
lindsehvictoria
Because science:
lakamiin
Science bitch! Would have been better but damn good photo fit this post
elever
perfect use of that photo!
HarryPotterGeek
That's exactly what I was thinking of, and trying to figure out how to fit the explanation into 140 characters...
AHornyRhino
pictures really are worth a thousand words...I'll see myself out
ninmonkey
A (good) picture is worth a thousand words. A (good) animation is worth a thousand pictures.
TheFogComesOnLittleCatFeet
Adrenalin and shock have to have something to do with it. Just look at her face...
saphirekosmos
Swelling around the would probably caused the fence to act like a cork of sorts.
SomeoneNotFromTheNSA
Puncture wounds don't bleed very much until after the object is removed.
cpreble
like that episode of Game of Thrones the other week! it all makes sense now
punkybeanster
As a body piercer, this is why piercings rarely bleed. You get the jewelry in right behind the needle and voila!
SomeoneNotFromTheNSA
prince albert says otherwise
punkybeanster
We don't have a problem with those bleeding.
Genini
So that's why my GF's VJ bleeds.
Takethatusername
Lol tough crowd today
pmmedemboobies
It was a stupid joke anyway
Robvp
This is why they removed the piece of fence instead of her arm from the fence, to prevent deadly bleeding
MoxRavager
Which is why if you're punctured by something DON'T REMOVE IT.
justjessblog
THIS, omg this! As someone in the medical profession, LEAVE IT ALONE until the doctors can remove it safely!!!!! (sorry for so many "!")
Genini
I kept telling her that, but she said I had to pull out or she'd get pregnant.
ImTrappedInsideThisComputer
If only Steve Irwin would have followed this advice
RoryBory
Too soon, man
IWasTryingToMakeSomethingFunny
I almost made this comment.