NotAWittyUsername

4951 pts ยท December 26, 2012


I love beer, good beer, not that piss-water-in-a-can shit either. I want to chew my beer like a steak. Speaking of steak, I love it, but only rare, like blue rare, like still mooing rare. You know what goes great with steak? BACON! I also love bacon, pigs are just as good as cows. Birds are cool too, I couldn't live without buffalo chicken cheesesteaks. I like birds that I don't eat too, Owls are my favorite woodland creature of all time. Eagles are awesome when they play football, even if they aren't very good at it. Ravens are pretty cool too (not when they play football) Huginn and Muninn are my favorite. I love norse mythology, and norsemen, I bet they liked their steaks rare...

11 and 20 are the cutest little things.

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Sleepy isn't a safe answer?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this is my new favorite reaction gif

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

unless your cat rips them off (w/ part of her claws in the process) in less than 30 seconds & bleeds all over her white fur/ your apartment.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Hey, how's it hangin'?" "A little to the left today."

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I would like my wallet & gas tank to be filled by tiny magic charity elves every night while I sleep, but we don't always get what we want.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yep, still hate the bruins

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

when he's on the ice he's in beast mode, off the ice he's funny as shit. got to drink with him at Xfinity once a year or so back, great dude

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

scotty doesn't joke around

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

dont hurt me

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

By her reaction I would guess she was saying "bullshit"

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

the mouse is a piece of hardware, that is a pointer or cursor depending on who you talk to.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oh i was all over it like that butter on my biscuits

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, I meant to say "25 minutes from pretty soon from now." You gotta account for the preheating. 2

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh shit, I have Bisquick! Yo I'm preheating my oven right the fuck now! 25 minutes from pretty soon from now I'll be grubbin the fuck out! 1

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

post that recipe? Need me some cheddar bay biscuityness all up in my mouth hole as soon as possible.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And this'll end up being a bad comment so only the 13 people super dedicated to user sub will be privileged enough to witness my genius. (3)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

a)I'm aware that these are arbitrary categories that don't reflect any type of scientific classification. b) It's a motherfucking Haiku. (2)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kinda the point. Even children can identify the main "bug" types: Ants, flies & roaches. Bees, beetles & butterflies. Fucking mosquitos. (1)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All I can see in this photo is her asymmetrical front teeth. The one on the right is longer & thinner, the one on left is shorter & wider.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I never felt the need to use the mouthpiece-condom on my cloud.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

spends that money

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

TBH this is way better than the current one as a loading gif, it's more fluid.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you mean cynric

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

no it is, now with herpes or hairpiece.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

is baconbeercan.com not a thing anymore?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

lol @ Uruguay

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good luck, the world needs more people that genuinely want to help others.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

in their defense they did make one purple...

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