I love beer, good beer, not that piss-water-in-a-can shit either. I want to chew my beer like a steak. Speaking of steak, I love it, but only rare, like blue rare, like still mooing rare. You know what goes great with steak? BACON! I also love bacon, pigs are just as good as cows. Birds are cool too, I couldn't live without buffalo chicken cheesesteaks. I like birds that I don't eat too, Owls are my favorite woodland creature of all time. Eagles are awesome when they play football, even if they aren't very good at it. Ravens are pretty cool too (not when they play football) Huginn and Muninn are my favorite. I love norse mythology, and norsemen, I bet they liked their steaks rare...
11 and 20 are the cutest little things.
Sleepy isn't a safe answer?
this is my new favorite reaction gif
unless your cat rips them off (w/ part of her claws in the process) in less than 30 seconds & bleeds all over her white fur/ your apartment.
"Hey, how's it hangin'?" "A little to the left today."
I would like my wallet & gas tank to be filled by tiny magic charity elves every night while I sleep, but we don't always get what we want.
I've seen more glass on here tonight than I have in almost a year & a half of browsing. Good shit OP, http://imgur.com/p8GG04W
yep, still hate the bruins
when he's on the ice he's in beast mode, off the ice he's funny as shit. got to drink with him at Xfinity once a year or so back, great dude
scotty doesn't joke around
dont hurt me
By her reaction I would guess she was saying "bullshit"
the mouse is a piece of hardware, that is a pointer or cursor depending on who you talk to.
oh i was all over it like that butter on my biscuits
Yes, I meant to say "25 minutes from pretty soon from now." You gotta account for the preheating. 2
Oh shit, I have Bisquick! Yo I'm preheating my oven right the fuck now! 25 minutes from pretty soon from now I'll be grubbin the fuck out! 1
post that recipe? Need me some cheddar bay biscuityness all up in my mouth hole as soon as possible.
And this'll end up being a bad comment so only the 13 people super dedicated to user sub will be privileged enough to witness my genius. (3)
a)I'm aware that these are arbitrary categories that don't reflect any type of scientific classification. b) It's a motherfucking Haiku. (2)
Kinda the point. Even children can identify the main "bug" types: Ants, flies & roaches. Bees, beetles & butterflies. Fucking mosquitos. (1)
All I can see in this photo is her asymmetrical front teeth. The one on the right is longer & thinner, the one on left is shorter & wider.
I never felt the need to use the mouthpiece-condom on my cloud.
spends that money
TBH this is way better than the current one as a loading gif, it's more fluid.
you mean cynric
no it is, now with herpes or hairpiece.
is baconbeercan.com not a thing anymore?
lol @ Uruguay
Good luck, the world needs more people that genuinely want to help others.
in their defense they did make one purple...