NotActuallyANurse

2942 pts ยท July 22, 2015


Ah, this is wonderful!! I have 2 goldens at home and they're just the BEST dogs EVER!!!

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I have 2 goldens at home....why haven't I thought of this?!

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*Rubs knees*

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OMG I NEED THIS!

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Don't stop believing

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Now that's a cause I can get behind. Or in front of...bent over

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TIL cats don't like oblong fruits and vegetables...

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I laughed unnecessarily hard at this

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Sssssscience!!

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Deal!

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*whispers* I have the sudden urge to go to Norway...

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Everyone watches, but does anyone ask WHY they're fighting? Maybe with counselling, they could be productive members of Australian society

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D'awwww lil' stinker

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I just made very unmanly noises. Which is actually ok, considering I'm a woman. Carry on

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New Overlord*

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Somebodies math teacher doesn't put up with crap

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That is the exact face my bf makes when I use my head scratcher thingy on him

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Are they modelling womens hair extensions?

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Depressed leaf. Note the tear. The smile is a show of inner strength. YOU CAN GET THROUGH THIS, LITTLE LEAF!

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Side note: I love honey. If my man tasted like honey, he'd never be able to hold a proper conversation with me *mouth full*

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Face in there, eyes closed, licking then BAM - a little piece of ground beef and gravy hits your tongue, you'd be mad? SHENANIGANS!

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As a Canadian, I enjoyed this and now wish to make love to a mighty Australian warrior. I wont pay airfare, but he can crash at my place

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Skrimps.

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As a fat white chick....this still made me lol. People need to relax. Also, don't knock it til you tried it! *Thrusts meatily*

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Heh. Bra crumbs. Reason #1 you want to sleep with me....SNACKS! I hope you like warm chocolate. Mmmmmelty

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"You should not be peeing in your brothers shoe. And YOU should not be putting said shoe back on your foot" Fucking kids...

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Job well done!

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