OCJones

21980 pts · October 16, 2014


Pretty, pretty, pretty good.

2 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Trashy people gonna be trash

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Black Jesus could have 100 seasons and I would watch them all. So good.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you’re having an argument about whether you shit your pants at McDonald’s in 1997, you already lost.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And if you have to buy the tools it’s usually still cheaper than the shop charges.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a badass. I would love to give her a high five one day

2 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

I see what you did there

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Not a whole fruit but a cultivar: red delicious apple

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Enjoying a meal? A succulent BBQ meal?

3 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The only way I’m leaving a 50% tip is if I spent like $12 on breakfast and spent about four hours in the booth.

7 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don’t believe it. He’s a solid seven.

11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No, you are!

11 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Who is this?

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes but that was the first time I heard anything about it. There was no mention of him being an asshole in the eighties

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The only Mingus I ever met was a dog. And yes, his dad was a jazz fan.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s how the Florida Keys were made.

1 year ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Natural building demolition without explosives has really come a long way!

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My Yorkie mix would be under that crooked ass fence in a heartbeat.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a question. What makes a pint scraper a better tool than a spatula?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the 70’s or 80’s it would have had the Cragar 5 spoke wheels but I wonder what was OEM?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone taught that horse to do a somersault. I wonder why?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Please don’t drive behind me if you think that.

2 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 2

Nick Kroll had a bad night

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s the most delicious looking gummy fish I’ve ever seen

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As we used to say in the old days, thanks, I hate it.

2 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Like 20 years ago I shushed someone who took a call in the theater and she called me rude for interrupting her call. Entitled assholes aren’t new.

2 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Why is there a camera in the kitchen anyway? Might not be the first time something like this has happened

2 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 3

Even a salad? I love salad but if I take the lid off my bread bowl and find cold greens we’re fighting

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You’re about to get with the Vajuckles!

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0