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10778 pts · February 22, 2016


If you screenshot this, and get it to the front page I’ll ask one question on your behalf to the creator of this universe. You won’t like the answer.

Mine used to be: the trick William Potter, is not minding that it hurts. But for the past few years it has been: God damn it, donut!

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Will a puma check work on lions?

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mongo is appalled!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

God damn it, donut.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Got some bad news for you buddy...

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Walkie-Talkie sounds like a toddler term, says wiener fart.

5 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Not Kaladan? As in, Stormblessed?

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wish I knew why I understood this reference.

6 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Neeeewwwwww achievement! You made the front page of Imgur. Reward, 100 fake internet points.

11 months ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Thank you so much! It was handmaid's tale that I had seen recently, and I just couldn't remember she was in that. You are amazing!

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Does anyone know who #15 is? I recognize her, but I can't place the name. Unfortunately none of the reverse image searches I've used can do gifts

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When I started riding my motorcycle everyday 5 years ago, I would see another motorcycle rider and nod and give the two fingers down. But I was never as proud as when I would see a dyke running the other way and give the nod and two fingers down, and feel like I was part of something real, and substantial. Thank you so much for these feelings.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

How's life treating you Norm? Like I just ran over its dog.

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Anytime I see a four panel comic, and I don't immediately understand it, I invariably think that it is loss.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I guess I'm going out like Methuselah.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I didn't think Tom Segura was a cat person.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You, my dear imgurian, are exactly what I love about this community! Thank you so much for that tip, my shall explore this new avenue for video consumption.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would never recommend it for people just watching videos, but I listen to a lot of podcasts and other stuff at work while I'm driving with my phone screen off, and premium apparently locks that feature behind the paid service. If there was any other way, trust me I'd use it.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you have premium there's no ads.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I have the oldest username on imgur.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And Oppenheimer.

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Balls

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Careful, Icarus.

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Aww thanks! I might try that echinacea tea tonight. Your compliment really did lift my spirits!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just did the hot water and the bowl thing, seem to work pretty good at suppressing the symptoms, thanks!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm going to try all of those, simultaneously. Thank you.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've been getting that a lot lately, especially after he did that video in the Bowser costume.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I think I can argue that I am oldest here.

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