PSIhateyou

67297 pts ยท May 2, 2014


I feel it.

Congrats on the tetanus and other nasty shit on your ass.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let them eat cake!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dinner. -wipes drool-

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A bj doesn't really require sucking.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

If only I could be so grossly incandescent...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Butthole. No tail + rear legs spread= butthole.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Bones fall apart?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not a "brain" parasite. It's a parasite that affects external tissue. Botflies can't fly into your brain.

10 years ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 1

No, Staryu. Mayonaisse isn't a Pokemon.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

NIGGA? WHERE U BEEN FOR THE PAST DECADE?

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

It's not as scary if you imagine it saying "MAWP MAWP MAWP" in the second gif.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is your handsome level -34?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

The butthole one isn't as dumb as I thought. How else would you get an even colored arse?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hot Potato + Soccer

10 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

The world back then was just as tough for girls to enter politics as it was to enter STEM but she still made a name for herself, though.

10 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 9

You can't donate all your property and funds to a charity and live as a non-profit volunteer worker helping people.You can't. How about now?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Too bad I'm neither.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean there's nothing sterile about that concrete cloth but rather the conditions of the plastic laid over it (or inside it).

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Provides sterile environment." If I lay sterile plastic over a field of shit, that's also sterile.

10 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 2

It doesn't take a prosecutor to see the inconsistent logic Comey used in his initial statement vs. the Oversight Committee hearing.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 7

"He didn't die of a gunshot; he died of severe blood loss."

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes but this time there isn't DRIED SHIT CAKED ON YOUR ASS.

10 years ago | Likes 71 Dislikes 11

That's usually what happens. "Adult adoption" in that sense means the husband takes on the wife's name and taken into HER family.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I thought adopting an unrelated son into the family in the case of no heir was a thing for traditional Japanese businesses.

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Every single person was like "You don't know how to take care of her. She'll die if near you." BITCH, she lasted THIS long with me. FUCK YOU

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hmmm nope, pretty sure none of that is true. None of the Biologists I know wanted to be Chemists and so on.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 5

Well he had 2 that "could". One just didn't want to and the other wouldn't be allowed.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You forgot to say the Pledge of Allegiance in the morning. I'm reporting you to the FBI.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

Well for someone who values the family name so much, he had it hard. 1 child can't inherit, 1 is a woman and can't, 1 is a hedonist dwarf.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0