PaleChapter

41216 pts ยท August 6, 2016


AAAHHHHHHHH WHAT IS HAPPENING AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Deep cut here.

12 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No.

16 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Mammals will probably be extinct by then. Could I be an arboreal octopus-monkey instead?

16 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I was thinking about going the other way.

17 hours ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

I'm kind of jealous of trans people sometimes. I feel for them, because I understand perfectly what it's like to hate being in your own body--but one of the few things I'm sure I *don't* want to change into is a girl! I'd be fine being a tree. Or a seagull. Or a colossal red dragon. Or a featureless, levitating monolith of black granite that hovers in place and emits an unsettling bass drone. But I definitely don't want to be a girl

18 hours ago | Likes 216 Dislikes 8

He might have something on Trump--but Israel as a whole gets special treatment because it's an American client state. They buy our guns and bombs and shit, keep the middle east from uniting against us, and kill oodles and oodles of brown people. Also something something end times.

Think of it like a vicious little Jack Russell whose owner insists it's only defending itself when it randomly attacks the Rottweiler next door, who looks scary but is afraid of the roomba.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Old Testament is very clear that genocide is only bad when it happens to you.

1 day ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

No, there won't. We'll get a few crumbs when the Dems are in charge again, but then it'll be time for Healing and Unity and Reconciliation. Notice how mentioning that Bill Clinton is in the files is already being framed as right-wing whataboutism? The think pieces subtly implying that our fixating on Epstein is antisemitic? Most of us will have forgotten about this in a generation.

1 day ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Hitler only failed because he picked a fight with the whole damn planet before he could finish. Netanyahu knows that nobody's coming to stop him unless he nukes Dubai or something.

1 day ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

The ghost expected people to come save him. The ghost should have fought back. The ghost was weak. The ghost deserved it. We'll all be ghosts unless we kill everyone who can possibly pose a threat to our total control of Greater Israel. /zio

1 day ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 4

Vuffi Raa or we riot.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't make me get my comically oversized blunderbuss.

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Would that actually hurt Amazon more than it does all the peasants working there? Data centers, sure, but a warehouse has actual people inside it, and if their fire procedure is anything like their tornado procedure, most of them aren't getting out.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Without social media and the fragile ego of the reactionary male, we wouldn't have a President whose candidacy started as a meme.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ireland remembers this shit.

1 day ago | Likes 166 Dislikes 3

Miss me with the noble savage bullshit. Indigenous people weren't agrarian cavemen; they had complex societies, and plenty of them had money and laws and conquest and slavery and all the other things that make civilization so wonderful. Wiping them out wasn't wrong because they were somehow more enlightened then us; it was wrong because they were people and they were already fucking living there and we killed about a hundred million of them.

1 day ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

That would make them--the people standing up for their lives, rights, and basic dignity--exactly as bad as the people trying to strip them of all three. /s

1 day ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

I used to not worry about that, because I was sure we'd have eradicated racism entirely by now--but the more I learn about history, the more it feels like oppression is the inevitable result of any demographic power imbalance, and it'll be our turn in a few generations. If we can't end the whole system soon, it'll just flip on us like it's done several times in the past.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't understand why bringing up the previous inhabitants of this continent is an argument *for* immigration. It's like that line about "why don't you wanna be a minority? Are they mistreated?" Everyone acts like it's some clever gotcha, but... yes? They are?

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The Hieroglyph of Psychic Damage.

3 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

#9 I got dropped on day one because I knocked somebody's front teeth out.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This can't be real. It has to be a joke. I won't believe this happened until I hear it from Snopes.

3 days ago | Likes 121 Dislikes 2

Where he ended all the wars and never bombed any children's hospitals ever.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

He looks like he should be wearing pants, but specifically isn't.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awooooo!

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But members of the outgroup aren't your neighbors. They're not even people, really, and the Bible is very clear that your entire family will be cursed if you ever stop trying to kill them all.

4 days ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 10

But that would inconvenience real people, whose lives and opinions actually matter. What next--are you going to tell them they can't rape peasant children anymore? That's just silly.

5 days ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 7

> If it passes, Flock and other AI mass surveillance systems will slightly alter how they operate in order to get around the law.

FTFY.

5 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

It's funny that you think Trump intends to pay for it.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am the bone of my boner...

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0