728 pts · January 7, 2017
Are you ok
Would you like your ears cut off
Local anaesthetia
What?
Bet you’re fun at parties
No, it’s just typical American households are open plan, whereas in the UK houses have the rooms(kitchen, dining room, living room) separate
Even with seat belts kids don’t use them
Just try reading an old text and you’ll start skipping words we don’t use anymore
They asked for context in a cunty way
Insurance doesn’t cover the cost
9 times out of 10 the other person would see it coming and move out of the way
If you have ever used the NHS you would know that you get great service quickly
Cries in British
They still wouldn’t have stood a chance
You clearly aren’t a genius
That guy was fucked in the head. He told his stream to subscribe to pewdiepie before shooting the mosque
You’ve got a point but America has so many guns that it is easy for someone who wants to do lots of harm to do. Guns do more bad than good.
The guy is showing off to try to make the globe trotter look bad when he is only trying to do his job. The guy is being an a-hole.
Blow torch
Woosh
Still do 12 times tables in the UK
We measure all liquids in metric other than alcohol hol and milk which is pints.
Ugly bois
Oof
Or you just kicked something
Maybe the demons from hell hurt it whilst you slept
Are you ok
Would you like your ears cut off
Local anaesthetia
What?
Bet you’re fun at parties
No, it’s just typical American households are open plan, whereas in the UK houses have the rooms(kitchen, dining room, living room) separate
Even with seat belts kids don’t use them
Just try reading an old text and you’ll start skipping words we don’t use anymore
They asked for context in a cunty way
Insurance doesn’t cover the cost
9 times out of 10 the other person would see it coming and move out of the way
If you have ever used the NHS you would know that you get great service quickly
Cries in British
They still wouldn’t have stood a chance
You clearly aren’t a genius
That guy was fucked in the head. He told his stream to subscribe to pewdiepie before shooting the mosque
You’ve got a point but America has so many guns that it is easy for someone who wants to do lots of harm to do. Guns do more bad than good.
The guy is showing off to try to make the globe trotter look bad when he is only trying to do his job. The guy is being an a-hole.
Blow torch
Woosh
Still do 12 times tables in the UK
We measure all liquids in metric other than alcohol hol and milk which is pints.
Ugly bois
Oof
Or you just kicked something
Maybe the demons from hell hurt it whilst you slept