ParanoldWithGoodCause

106 pts ยท August 15, 2017


Which is another good reason for washing your hands before you exit the bathroom

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Your mom's house.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 8

I'd rather smell flowery shit than straight up shit.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

It makes it a little less disgusting.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

Do those chairs convert into cots or something? Because if they don't, they should.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

PR = Puerto Rico. Fallout = fall out of the sky.

9 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

PR fallout? Is that a pun?

9 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 0

My science teacher also had a bunny that ran around the room...where did you go to school?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Knitting lady: ZERO FUCKS GIVEN

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it got pretty obnoxious.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's purple so you know it's gay.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you think he got gay with those bishops? I would have.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That's what my scrote looks like on a good day.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And I'm the daddy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Silly small-testicled Asian men.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Goddamned horse! GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd shove that egg SO FAR up my ass you'd never see it again!!!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are the girl dogs trained to suck dick? I'm asking for a friend.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

This is me after my son was born and I realized I really needed to get my rocks off but my wife was out of commission for six weeks.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those shoes are mad hot.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0