106 pts ยท August 15, 2017
Which is another good reason for washing your hands before you exit the bathroom
Your mom's house.
I'd rather smell flowery shit than straight up shit.
It makes it a little less disgusting.
Do those chairs convert into cots or something? Because if they don't, they should.
PR = Puerto Rico. Fallout = fall out of the sky.
https://media.tenor.com/images/aeb69cdbdb8d670b05037d022726617d/tenor.gif
PR fallout? Is that a pun?
My science teacher also had a bunny that ran around the room...where did you go to school?
Knitting lady: ZERO FUCKS GIVEN
Yeah, it got pretty obnoxious.
It's purple so you know it's gay.
Do you think he got gay with those bishops? I would have.
That's what my scrote looks like on a good day.
And I'm the daddy.
Silly small-testicled Asian men.
Goddamned horse! GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY!!!!
I'd shove that egg SO FAR up my ass you'd never see it again!!!
Are the girl dogs trained to suck dick? I'm asking for a friend.
This is me after my son was born and I realized I really needed to get my rocks off but my wife was out of commission for six weeks.
Those shoes are mad hot.
Which is another good reason for washing your hands before you exit the bathroom
Your mom's house.
I'd rather smell flowery shit than straight up shit.
It makes it a little less disgusting.
Do those chairs convert into cots or something? Because if they don't, they should.
PR = Puerto Rico. Fallout = fall out of the sky.
https://media.tenor.com/images/aeb69cdbdb8d670b05037d022726617d/tenor.gif
PR fallout? Is that a pun?
My science teacher also had a bunny that ran around the room...where did you go to school?
Knitting lady: ZERO FUCKS GIVEN
Yeah, it got pretty obnoxious.
It's purple so you know it's gay.
Do you think he got gay with those bishops? I would have.
That's what my scrote looks like on a good day.
And I'm the daddy.
Silly small-testicled Asian men.
Goddamned horse! GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY!!!!
I'd shove that egg SO FAR up my ass you'd never see it again!!!
Are the girl dogs trained to suck dick? I'm asking for a friend.
This is me after my son was born and I realized I really needed to get my rocks off but my wife was out of commission for six weeks.
Those shoes are mad hot.