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jackalope2196
Was anyone else hoping the last slide would be of Tahoe mauling another student?
andrewthemiller
That's awesome! But now the people who only think their dogs are well-behaved are going to want to bring them to class.
Evi1Gav
I would go to every class if there was a dog.
ferkenkent
At vet school there is always at least one dog in class. Some times there are rabbits and guinea pigs too
forreallyandfortrue
'Nice map! Say, I see you have a hand; I have a belly.'
TheZulthar
superatheist
My old mastiff x lab was a therapy dog. We used to visit a women's prison every fortnight to try chill out the inmates. Eye opener
Cheshiresteeth
When I was in high school, there was a day where we heard a puppy whining. Turns out it was in the ceiling. No one knows how it got up there
RimMyDad
My biology teacher had his castrated lab's balls in a jar. Does that count?
meganical
My professor & head of master's department at my campus always brings his therapy dog Samson the last day of class. Saw the good boy today!
quesadillaz
I'm in a vet technology program at my school, most classes ask you to bring your dogs and cats. It's the best. So many free X-rays
zadel99
Mark Rowland took Brenin (a wolf) to his philosophy clsasses; he howled when they got too boring -the philosopher and the wolf, awesome book
thugtaters
My sister mentioned that at her college her professor gas a cat that kinda roams the room.
924Carrera
I hope you meant "has"
Raven2785
I hope it's name is "Shrodinger"
whyexactly
That's great if everyone likes animals, but it sucks for anyone who doesn't.
SexualPeanut
I'M HALPING!
danherz
Some people are allergic to dogs. Please think about this before you bring your dog into an area with people you don't know that well.
binky4me
"Ok, so...she's a dog". ~ Venkman
LargeCanine
"You are like the buzzing ov flies to heem"
AntiCircleJerker
I like animals, but isn't it rude to assume everyone else in a class (they may fucking pay for) are okay with YOUR individual wants?
itsybitsyspider
Professor may have cleared it with the class first.
Tinebra
Don't look at it?
mulligylan
Allergies. If I'm paying and sneezing cuz some dumbass brought in a pet, I'm raising hell with the dean.
itsybitsyspider
Unless, you know, the professor asked first.
patismaximus
Such a badass!! #sohardcore
mzamurman
Is it a lab class?
handbanana13
How fucking annoying is this kid. I'm trying to learn and your dog just took a shit!
starlordmeetswolverivemeetsironman
You a CJ major? Talking about the Mexican drug cartel? The white supremecy groups, I cant tell from the map haha
CrazyCatLad
Drug Supremacy Groups.
Aliengray1
I get that this is great for most people but what about those of us who are deathly allergic? :-/
moonkin
you die for not liking animals enough to bring an epi pen.
meganical
Is anyone really deathly allergic to animals? Like, their lungs close up when in proximity? I'm horribly allergic to the sun but not deathly
user563235
Drama factor
LeftCollectionBlueBird
I have an allergy to cats, but pretty severe asthma on top of it. So in my case, it CAN be deadly. Dunno about the allergy alone.
TheBeardedDragon
Enough for there to be a reason not to bring pets to class
LavaAxe
No need to be deadly, discomfort is enough of a reason not to ruin a class they paid for.
pleasenoticemesenpai
I am pretty much deathly allergic to cats. If I am in the same room as one, my lungs will get inflamed and swollen and I'll choke. If 1/?
pleasenoticemesenpai
someone touched a cat, doesn't wash their hands and then touches me, I'll have a rash pretty much instantly. If someone has cats at home 2/?
pleasenoticemesenpai
and stands close to me, I'll start having mild asthma, itchy nose, eyes and throat, watery eyes, mild rashes around neck, runny nose... 3/3
WhoSaidYouCouldEatTheLastCookie
I studied animal care, every day there was a different pet in class, snake, dog, cat, bird... some were used for first aid practice
whosagoodboy92
your making me miss college
WhoSaidYouCouldEatTheLastCookie
Its ok I get my fluff love from my chinchilla now
ardivian
There's a doggo at a medical practice I frequent. She gets all the tummy rubs.
SomeCrazyNerd
whosagoodboy92
Pics?
PullMyFinger2
Surely not ALL the tummy rubs . . .
IamJustinSane
I brought my 6 foot Boa into my son's school for show-and-tell, and when I pulled it out, all but 3 kids ran for the door like a fire drill.
hereforpuppygifs
Pics or it didn't happen
IamJustinSane
...and then I showed them the Boa.
shadowex3
to be fair depending on the grade it probably eats thi-oh. OH.
Dumbeachjuice
Pets in classrooms is a wonderful thing. I used to bring my cat when I taught. Such a stress reliever for the students.
unimportantbanana
It would purr and rub up against the students.. and then make death threats. Really, great cat.
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
My teacher in year 7 would smuggle her puppy in all the time. She wasn't allowed to because Aust. is all strict about it. It was awesome.
LavaAxe
Did the allergic kids love it too?
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
Yes they did, his name was Mr Bojangles. He was dope.
AlltheAnswers
And pets don't care that you're the weird smelly kid. I had students who were real outcasts, but the bunny loved them.
maliciousGman
+1 for de-stressing your students. -1 from all of us who are allergic to cats.
TheExpertPanda
I'm allergic to cats but my family owns 3 I fully expect to die in my 40s
Tinebra
+1 even if I'm allergic to cats, I still love to pet them
mulligylan
So you're minorly irritated. Some of us end up in a Drs office with our lips turning blue
WhoTheFuckisGavin
I'm slightly allergic to cats, still loved cuddling my two cats and suffer itching and tears the remainder of the day.
maliciousGman
I'll admit, if I became allergic to dogs I'd commit suicide by puppy cuddles.
tzk132
+1 because I'm not allergic to cats.
jknight384
Guy brought cat to class. Meowed, played with stuff. Cute, but distracting. I paid for the class, not fair, leave your pets at home.
LavaAxe
As a teacher, seconded. Class is for study and allergic or people with phobias of dogs/cats have a right to study what they paid for.
Muffdiver9
I'm allergic to cats too, in that situation I'd have to talk to the professor about removing the animal since I'm paying to be there.
itsybitsyspider
Perhaps the professor cleared it with the class. We don't know.
Muffdiver9
I'm speaking in terms of a hypothetical, if a classmate brought a cat in I wouldn't be able to just ignore it because of my allergy.
LetMeGoogleThatShtForYou
one of my classmates brought her dog in, pretty awesome except we have patients in the same building...very unprofessional
whatupmyknitters
a grad school classmate of mine brought her yorkie to class once and kept talking to it loudly trying to get everyone to pay attention to it
HoaryP
My mom made me rehome my pet rabbit Daisy in high school. My English teacher took her in and let her run around the classroom all day. <3
ILikeYouMary
What a sweet teacher! <3
iswim
So much pee and poop.
HoaryP
She was potty trained lol
topchelff
Dude slavery's bad, set Kobe free
HumphreyDumfrey
My english teacher actually had a rabbit he asked us to take care of for 2 months, then changed his mind so we were stuck with the rabbit.
tomhiddlestonsthirdtesticlewhyyesyoucantouchmeallyouwant
In my 10th grade G/T science class we had baby alligators. IT WAS AMAZING.
MrSaturday
Were you in Supervillian school?
tomhiddlestonsthirdtesticlewhyyesyoucantouchmeallyouwant
I mean have you not yet read my username orrrrrrrrrr
MrSaturday
TLDR.
MrSaturday
Just takin the piss, not too serious here.
MrSaturday
I am a simple man with simple ideas. A username is a name, not a synopsis.
Steelballsofstill
That would never happen where I come from, rabbit will be stewed in no time.
Gayforbae
Why,?
HoaryP
or why my mom made me rehome her? because "She stinks." (I had cared for her myself for 3 years with no help so idfk)
HoaryP
She knew how much I loved Daisy and she asked if I would be happy if she made her a class pet. I was estatic
igivetheinternets
Hope you had no phone cords... They like playing this game. The rabbit and the hawk. When you don't eat them they are very grateful.
igivetheinternets
Source: I had two dwarf Rex. Sooo soft. They got sick and died when I was on a business trip. Girlfriend didn't tell me till I got back.
tzk132
In 01 we had a guinea pig which lived in my second grade classroom.It bit me and the teacher took it home.My classmates still hate me for it
BraveStrawberry
This nearly made me cry. I'm glad your still got to see your bunny.
freshwastelandtrash
"Rehome" sorry you had to I just found the word funny
HoaryP
It's better than "get rid of/throwaway lol I used to work at a dog salon where we got a lot of throwaway dogs. it's a nicer term I guess
BunnyliciousBubblegum
My science teacher had a rabbit and it was so nice. Honestly I listened better when it was running around. Very calming.
KillerTofu615
My physics teacher in highschool had a snake and a tarantula. Tarantula regularly sat on my shoulder, back or head during class.
PudgyPinkiePie
Our other bio teqcher had a bunch of snakes and lizards.
FBKatB3TAdotcom
And then the battery's died and left you feeling on the edge
JTJdude
My 6th Grade Science teacher had a rabbit that was loose during class. I definitely think it helped me focus!
ParanoldWithGoodCause
My science teacher also had a bunny that ran around the room...where did you go to school?
BunnyliciousBubblegum
In a teeny town in Wyoming so I doubt it's related but that is cool.
PudgyPinkiePie
Our Bio teacher raised duckies! They would follow her down the hall and nobody messed with them.
tcgl
My bio teacher had us help raise some chicks and teach them tricks, then one day we came in and he was filming the class's boa eating them.
PudgyPinkiePie
Oh jesus. This was when I was in juvenile detention! Imagine, all of us dumped from other juvies for being too bad. Meanest sumbitches
PudgyPinkiePie
And then you got a kid there for armed robbery and assault meltinf at tiny peeps
tcgl
A lot of us protested to the school, but he had tenure so nothing happened, he was just told not to do it again.
tcgl
It was messed up. One girl threw up she was so freaked out.
davemClickDriver
I agree pets in classes are great. I had a very very sad incident, brought my pet black mamba and 7 people died for some reason.
tigercheesesteak
I think they died cause your mother fucking poisonous ass snake bit their fucking faces off... dummy
davemClickDriver
That's disgraceful accusing my mamba, he only gave them a little nip, 3 others only lost legs
zeacorzeppelin10
LavaAxe
Not so much when you are allergic and paid a shitload for the education.
davemClickDriver
????????
GeneralPigly
Aww, that's tragic. I wonder how that happened though. Guess it was just their time.
davemClickDriver
An allergy or maybe just pure racism
thesplashingblumpkins
The amount of venom that can be delivered from a single bite can be gargantuan. You know, I've always liked that word... 'gargantuan'
2fligh2high
GoldenSun3DS
Hey, maybe don't browse Imgur while driving.
2fligh2high
batlrar
That's how I thought this would end when I was a kid.
davemClickDriver
????????????????
Piornet
Black Mamba. I should have been mother fucking Black Mamba.
ImInLoveWithAtLeastThreeGirls
Makes me sad that understanding this reference would make me look "old"
Primotimewaster
Nah. Not old; a classic
JayGoKey
Evil. I like it.
Viscouse
Did they all die from how adorable your pet was?
TheRotundOne
I had that happen to me several times. Bastards killed four of my goddamn snakes before telling me I couldn't bring in Mamba No. 5.
DocG80
davemClickDriver
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DocG80
Sarcasm
EnTaroTassadar42
I had a professor who would bring his chocolate lab to weekend classes. I miss that pooch.
cameltoestedsandwich
Nice! Labrador is my favourite flavour of chocolate.
MyNameIsJeffGoldblum
It was the TA. Working on his Dogtorate.
bananastandcheddah
I had one who brought her two greyhounds to her office all the time, they were beautiful dogs.
amoeba15
Blind girl in my sociology class used to let her dog off harness so we could pet her. Loved that dog.
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
I had a high school teacher that was a closet furry...
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
I had a high school teacher who was a closet f... nvm.
mtimothy
Obviously not too good at being in the closet then.
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
I mean, he never said it. But the signs were there.
ScooterBoii
Had a middle school teacher who'd bring in her chicken
Havocgod66
During finals, my math professor brought in a couple of baby goats so that we wouldn't be as nervous.
NoMrBondIExpectYouToDie
Precious
18yearoldBlackDynamite
WAS IT IN A LAB?!
NotActuallyAMemberOfTheThirdReich
Labception
EnTaroTassadar42
No. Usually it was in the theatre. Although i guess he did bring puppy into the light lab if we were working there
18yearoldBlackDynamite
atleastIwasnt36
IT COUNTS!!
ANegativePerson
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HomebrewRecipesMyWayPLZ
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BendyDicksCumOnMyBaps
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ALegendaryHero
WE NEED TO KNOW!
HomebrewRecipesMyWayPLZ
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onlykuzco
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EliteHatter
The most innocent dots ever....
FistingWithJalapenoDoritoFingers
@BendyDicksCumOnMyBaps
Phantomburn
What? Lol?
Pineappleeeee
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anotherusernamed
Tintinjokes
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MrSaturday
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theirishninja
Dooooooooooooooooot
SoPhoKingWong
Dude had a lab just for making chocolate?!?!
EnTaroTassadar42
Some teachers have meth labs others have chocolate labs. You get the whole spectrum at college.
amoeba15
Chocolate labs are the best labs.
DiabloD3
Labs make a lot of, uh, chocolate
OneTrueSaviour
yes, it was found, in a woorld of pure imaginatttiiiooon
TaiMao