Paroxus

2545 pts ยท July 4, 2013


Who want's an omelet? I make sexy Omelets.

I'm gonna wager laughing at farts. Doesn't even require spoken language, just functioning bowels.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd fucking say. I got married to a narcissistic abuser in 2016 because I was led to believe the baby she was carrying was mine. It wasnt.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She gets ganked and pushed into the swamp anyway.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Man, I just want to be able to afford food and maybe see a doctor at some point...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then she cheats on you, abandons you and your one year old son, and proceeds to spend the following months being an absolute bitch.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Citrus.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I Pooped"

8 years ago | Likes 116 Dislikes 1

Chortle*

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Yeah, giant death spaghetti wasn't much of a bad guy when he never interacted with anyone but Will.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It felt more like a setup than anything. Coming off the hype train is hard for any decent series.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, judge my skill by the internet post that took 15 minutes to make. That's fair.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, judge my skill by the internet post that took 15 minutes to make. That's fair.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

She really was terrible

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

SKELETON WARRIORS!! DADA DA DAAA DA DA!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can someone explain to me who these people are? For the past two weeks I've been hearing the name, but I still have no idea.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 7

Fuck, man. I can't even see reality this clearly.

9 years ago | Likes 143 Dislikes 4

We should teach children what is known and encourage them to question and explore what is not known. Not just make up answers about God.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Teaching kids that there's a magic being that dictates everything that goes on in the universe makes them ignorant & halts development.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

God didn't put that food there. God didn't perform your life saving surgery. God didn't land you that job...

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's one thing to teach your children to be kind and thankful. But teach them to be kind to everyone and thank the people responsible...

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I consider it brainwashing because you're not teaching your children to make smart decisions. You're teaching them to fear and relent...

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

#12 ah yes, brainwashing. So right for children.

9 years ago | Likes 275 Dislikes 105

There's a game coming out called Absolver that honestly looks like a decent spiritual successor. I love God Hand though, doesn't get better.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Pretty.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If only they made fry containers that were flat on the bottom instead of the ridiculous pointed shape. That way they wouldn't need the hole.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seriously though, whoever you got this from, or you, literally just cropped my name off the bottom.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is my OC, dude. At least give me credit.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Libertarianism, yo.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'm not in a coma, right?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0