Phoenixwas

235 pts ยท July 22, 2016


I usually just lurk but i like to post funny dumps sometimes.

I was born in 1998 0-o weird to see this lol

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

#1 is sooo cute!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I lean REALLY far forward. Dick practically is smashed against the inside of the toilet tho.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a guy, i prefer to sit. Less stress on aiming.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is it bad if i do the fist rotations and my wrist pops every time?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I agree with the year round depression. Ive lived here my whole life and ive been depressed the whole time.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why arent we using this for porn? We can have all of our favorite celebrities fucking each other.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Humbao mmmm my fav

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds good to me? Although i may be to late.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Id rather stick to the normal phones. Memorizing finger gestures is just another thing i dont wanna do.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hugged a stranger on my walk today and said "you smell different when you're awake"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now all you gotta do is jump.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Well shit!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Technique vs. Brute Strength

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OOF

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With or without hair, youre one beautiful lady @OP

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I too would like a video

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This dildo isnt even that big. Try taking moby huge. Youll be destroyed forever

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hold on lemme just go and puke real quick. Heart has never been an appetizing thing for me.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can i buy it?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I was listening to shooting stars when i saw this 0-o

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not crying, you're crying.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dont worry about me, righty is STD free

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Being alone isn't fun, but sleep and you won't realize you are. It's like a coma but free

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0