PremiumDude

249 pts · October 23, 2013


So they were both drinking the exact same thing?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

You fat bastard

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where the smeg is Red Dwarf and Starbug?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'I have the best plumage, honestly folks, it's fantastic. Other birds are always telling me how beautiful my colours are.'

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe he thinks you're a dick for going on a hunting trip?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

"We were prepared to lose the Oscar. Just not to Phil Collins." - Trey Parker & Matt Stone

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The main reason I bought a PS3. Only found out later that only first version PS3s play PS 2 games.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Featuring Roofus

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

JIM CAN BE A WINNER IF WE ONLY SING ALONG!

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

They're remaking Dumbo? Just...why?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I found a fucking pear inside my cheese toastie, I would legit murder you.

10 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 2

We all give the outcome of our hard work to the government. Millionaires (should) give more. Because they have more.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Could you just not find a decent gif of The Office or something?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Goddamn it poor people suck" - David Cameron

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I named the crappy old laptop that barely works in our office 'Old Betsy'. Now everyone refers to it as Betsy.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Christ, that was depressing. Poor, poor man.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Personally, I think if you can't stomach the idea of building a house yourself at least once in your life, you ought to be homeless...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You kill things for fun. Defend it how ever you like, redneck.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Best? Imgur is unaware of Gunnersaurus

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Needs Dr. Cox to come in to deliver the killer blow

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that you, Boris?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which revolutions were they?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Almost right. It's breakfast, Lunch, Tea. Source: Am a northerner.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

TIL Americans call pasties 'hand pies' and that they have a seriously warped idea of 'perfect food'.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You don't pay 40% on your whole salary. The first £10k is tax free, then you pay 20% on the next £32k, and 40% on anything above that.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0