PresidentBatman

1579 pts ยท July 30, 2014


Aliens abducted them. - Donald Trump probably

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'd rather not risk it being a disguise tbh. Assume worst when interacting with wild animals.

7 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Hey, don't shame my alcoholism

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The canal appreciates any number of sacrifices provided.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Because it's never ogre!

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Well, we ARE the dominant race and have been for the past couple hundred thousand years, so yeah, I don't see anything wrong with that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All medical costs add up to about $500 where I live plus government usually pays for half of it and if you haven't got insurance.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Some of them do...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not going to be impressed until someone beats it with a pacemaker.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love you too ;)

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are most welcome, my loyal subject.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You can also add other vids if you'll want.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not even an Australian and everything is still a cunt if I get frustrated enough.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So shines a good deed in a weary world.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I once tried that, ended up with alcohol poisoning in about 40 minutes.

10 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

You called?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh, I'm sorry, I misread your original comment

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's actually Slavs and no it's not coming from slaves. The origin of the word is Slovo which means word in Russian. Look up the wiki page

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All Along the Watchtower covered by Jimi Hendrix

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/WeloxeT

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Fun fact: 68% of every Russian's body mass is vodka instead of water.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Of course she's hot, she's on fire.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

I feel uncomfortable looking at this.

10 years ago | Likes 99 Dislikes 0

Earning $30 and not having to deal with morons all day. Sign me the fuck up.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0