Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah Some call me the gangster of love Some people call me Maurice My thoughts are my own, or possibly alien mind control. This isnt a dating profile, so I dont know why youre reading it. I like lists, so heres a list about me: -Canadian -Ginger -I was on High Q as a teen -Voracious reader -I was on Geek Squad -Fairly good head start on becoming a cyborg with the metal plates Ive acquired in my body over the last few years. -Accident prone (see above) -Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound (well technically leap down, not over, and not without injury; see previous two points) -I used to be pretty (see previous three points) Thanks for playing along, Im an ass, if I make a rude comment, remember I dont mean it and Im just trying to get a rise out of you.
Is that by chance the sink you shave at? If it keeps happening I'd maybe swap to new pipes under the sink, after years of grit they build up faster, and that might be an easy fix.
That list of demands reads like Canada just lost World War 3 and we're being penalized... Fucking 1st right of refusal on mineral trade... EXCUSE me? You're going to say you get first dibs on all our mineral exports before we're allowed to sell to other countries??? Remove our agricultural safeguards and match the USA's lack of safeguards... GET FUCKED YOU CLOWNS. I'd rather start trade negotiations with North Korea or Russia than capitulate a single one of those clauses.
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Sir, did you pack your own bag?
At that pace every time she plants her foot it's gotta be a little squirt
You do when the 5 that hate the room don't do anything to stop the assholes.
Nya Nya ne ne ne ne nah
Naw, it eats the lettuce too. There's shit EVERYWHERE.
If only it were fake. https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump?gsid=0ef48d72-f8ab-4c33-ab4e-1f2472204583
Seriously guys, can someone take away grandpa's phone?
Its people like him that make me wish Hell was real.
Free feet pics? Are you crazy?
I've got some in my keyboard case, you want stingy, dull ache, or both?
"Dogs can't look up" lol
Hate to break it to you America. But it's going to take a LOT more than 1 president to restore your reputation with the rest of the word. We know that it's not one single man making these decisions and choices. We know all the checks and balances that a functional democracy have failed you as a nation because your government chooses not to enforce them. Until the world sees politicians held accountable the world at large isn't going to take anything the US says seriously.
These don't have a fun name, it's literally just called Staggered Blocks.
I design stormwater systems. This is porn. Hnnnng the energy dissipation.
LMFAO
Laughably, that's Punk in a nutshell too.
I'm a little confused by the prices here, the 2mb of RAM is definitely the kicker that brings the price up.
See, onto bedrock, that's the missing piece I'd expect a pool with that much concrete to exert at least a million newtons and a 24-27 foot pile is only going to carry a few thousand unless it's say, in contact with something more stable like bedrock lol
I'm a big fan of boobs, all shapes and sizes myself. But that brain *swoon* lol
Sorry eh, but we are also scared of the geese.
Right? The collab with Electric Callboy is awesome!
Not at all recently. But yes, it's amazing how swarmy and gross funeral homes are. Most owned by the same big corporation, all disgustingly predatory with pricing wildly beyond what it actually costs. I was calling to help a friend, not even my family, and I was furious about it by the end.
27 foot piles doesn't feel remotely deep enough. I'd love to see the structural engineering drawings on this. I've put deeper piles on fence posts lol
Concussions ain't no joke!
No, her brain. I like her tits too mind you, but the brain is more attractive.
I like her brain.