Pulger

175647 pts · August 31, 2012


All the fruit and veg is contaminated too. Remember to boil those rocks thoroughly before consumption.

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"Satirical meme", unfortunately.

2 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

This is why I have a lanyard attachable to my phone case. Bodies of water, bridges, anywhere it can be dropped and lost.

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He's got cake. I see no problem.

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Nice to see that genAI still has problems with sign text.

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Cry “Havoc!” and let slip the dogs of war! - Shakespeare

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Brown eyes originated in Africa. Blonde hair likely originated in Siberia. She should go home (to either).

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Just in case he had a nasal blockage?

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Just a shame he wasn't wearing shorts. He'd be the smoothest man in lockup after all that was removed.

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That's a-maize-ing. And do you have a husky voice?

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So that's around the time she controlled what was the Escobar cartel?

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His work with Fiorella Terenzi is pretty catchy too.

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#1 If that's opening your third eye, you'll see glitternity.

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She could strap a saddle on it and ride to her destination.

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Small potatoes that have been rammed up the tailpipe of the US military machine.

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Or glitterbomb. Whichever is cheaper.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only if they find the body.

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Bet he's really good at the piano. And killing swordsmiths called Domingo.

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It definitely has modern combat applications. Mud on demand. Remember how the Russian invasion got bogged down in deep mud in 2022?

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How do they hold those tools with their hooves?

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Dentist.

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He can lead Earth's Golgafrincham B Ark.

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Clacton is full of gammons who will vote for the racist no matter what.

3 days ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Cargo plane, 2023. Nobody injured but many lower garments likely soiled.

3 days ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Spiral staircases aren't even that defensive (the right/left hand thing is a myth). If the enemy has reached that stage, you're screwed.

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What does Cetacean Ops look like?

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But women are too emotional to be in charge.

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How long does it take to conduct a simple necromantic resurrection ritual? They can skip the "able to speak" part, he couldn't before so nobody'll notice.

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