QuackWok

25375 pts ยท November 16, 2019


I was once a man. just kidding. I've always been a duck!

A dog after my own heart

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Taking that shit to the next level

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I had a roommate that did that with my food! Then he swallowed it. Buy your own fuckin groceries Timmy!

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Keep ya inside voice on, or I'll kick ya ass outside

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It's Birtney!!!!

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It's Birttany, bitch...

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Yeah, and there's 69 flopdongles per 1 flapsack

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I worked at a dairy queen around the time wifi was first introduced, and our marquis said "We have free wifi." I overheard a manager tell a customer who didnt know what it was, "It's think it's like a free milkshake"

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You're gonna fall down many times before you get up. But once you do....you fall again.

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Guilty until proven innocent

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Thank you!

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that the only way? I enjoy solitude more than the company of anyone I've ever dated

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I wonder why the bigger the dog, the shorter their life span?

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I have a felony for simple drug possession. Any Canadians here know if I'd still be able to immigrate to your wonderful country?

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I saw some video about bubbles and hexagons years ago and for the life of me I can't find it again. It was very interesting

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Fluck off

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That's why they're called business socks

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I love this cat. Every time I see it... I want to give it some loops

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My bad! I assume all imgurians are dudes :/

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Dead on

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No she was an annoying coworker that hands out mail and can't get names right...I mean it's not that hard, Susan. Ni-E-Nennajar. Nienennajar!

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Nice, and man of culture

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I used to frequent karaoke quite a bit, like 2-3 times a week for years. What's your go-to song? Mine was Travelin' Band by CCR. Won a $50 bar tab with it!

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Galapas, I dont know how you orchestrated these two corresponding gifs also being the top two corresponding posts but it is brilliant. We'll done!

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As a straight man.....sup?

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