RandomQuack

46156 pts · May 6, 2016


You don't care about me.

If I attempted that first one not only am I getting soaked from the waste up, I'm blasting my shins off the corner of that wall and I would never attempt that again.

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Jeeze, you're amazing at rendering fur.

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Those poor girls on Epstein Island.... The mental anguish they must suffer through (the ones that survived). He's unfathomably grotesque.

2 days ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

#6 (gasp)

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is an experience my child will never have.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You had me until you said "working with police", a profession that I somehow trust less than I do politicians.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Glad Elden ring lore is a thing. My personal favorite game of all time.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#8 I hate this one

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can we stop referring to it as Trump fueled and start calling it Republican fueled? The entire party is the problem, not just the head.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#13 that is so accurate

1 week ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

#3 that car's insurance company: "A what hit you? Mmhmm. Okay. Denied."

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had no idea that legend was still alive...

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#6 so stupid

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This isn't even an exaggeration.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Knowing what I know of hippos, I would not stand there with my kid and watch I'd be getting the fuck out of there.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The damage is already done. Benedict Arnold.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't even remember how to pirate anymore. Used to use torrents, but stopped because streaming was easier. Please, I hope no one shares a link to a Reddit thread explaining it to me.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm so happy my 5 year old was able to get their needed vaccines before these fuckers had a say so.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Two decades ago ...

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We know this. She's speaking to the dumbass audience of right-wing goofballs who don't know how government works.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

All I know is there better be actual repercussions for these twats.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thought that was Ellen for a second...

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#5 I see he's going with the claymore build. Personally, my favorite weapon in elden ring. Throw tiger claw in there, set your affinity for what your foe is, and go get it.

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For the life of me, I genuinely don’t understand why this is even an issue. Let people live the life they want. It’s incredibly frustrating and, frankly, appalling to see conservatives turn people into villains and create enormous controversies around things that should be non-issues. The constant need to judge, control, and vilify others over how they choose to live is what I find so deeply upsetting. It’s narrow-minded, unnecessary, and exhausting.

4 weeks ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 3

Nope.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is that Ferris bueller's house or the fresh princes of Bel-Air?

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bill Watterson is the man. Never sold out. Was true to his vision. I adore him and his stories. Calvin and Hobbes were a huge part of my childhood. I look forward to when my kid is old enough to enjoy them for themselves. Also, he drew the best trees. Big fan.

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