Recaffeinated

49746 pts · September 15, 2013


I'm only ginger on my face... and in my heart

Something something indoctrination

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I think ICE wear masks to stop themselves from kissing each other

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Fuckin love Jeff Daniels

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Man, and I get this is not the point but, fuck Jira.

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Lol I work in the petroleum industry and I can tell you every time the reserves get released, the market gets flooded with shitty microbe infested fuel. This will be way worse I have no doubt.

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#1 Damn Seth Green is a pretty good dancer

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He did. He said she was a secret Trump fan.

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Honestly what fucks me up the most about all of this nonsense is that we literally made money up.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What about supposevly? Hear that one a lot

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 I think white Christian men love the story of Jesus and how the second coming hasn't happened yet so they can use it to convince their wives that coming once in a 2000 year period is perfectly normal.

4 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Getting laid out then gently woken up is the most Hawaiian way to get knocked out there is.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you put a sawsall in your trunk with an impact and some hand tools that's just a bag of tools

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Taking the "I will lay down" portion of that tweet super seriously

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Ben Shapiro couldn't hit a layup if Caitlin Clark held him up by his little baby waist.

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A good friend of mine has real OCD. Checking is his thing. I've seen it real bad. Wanting your things tidy is such a far cry from the real thing.

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I need to see the Carlton dance done to this.

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I have a blue stoneware bowl that someone left at my apartment when I was in college. It's been 12ish years. It's the only bowl I'll eat ramen out of.

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Damn it's so strange. If I didn't know any better id say that he's planning for this to take effect early into the term of the next president who may or may not be a Democrat that they can point a finger at 🤔

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Wait are people using Facebook messenger for a regular texting app?

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Complaining about the smoke instead of caring that a neighbors house is on fire is pretty on brand.

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That is gorgeous!

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Okay for a real second I was like "Oh fuck is Jack White dead?"

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There are many cases where you should let the material acclimate to the environment it will live in for several days or a few weeks before performing the work. For instance if you will be installing finish moldings any expansion and contraction will be a huge pain in the ass.

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Been to every one of them fixing their pumps! The owner is a pretty chill dude.

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Ah. A Whales Vagina. Classic example.

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Well when you don't know how to make your wife cum I guess making it legally impossible for them to leave is how you get to stay married.

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There's plenty of bad to say about Schumer and I agree with it all but it makes me irrational angry go watch that man go on national TV and stare at a piece of paper that we obviously had not read before and dictate it to the public. Good lord man can you at least skim through it first so you can make some eye contact?

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So? How'd it go?

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They were dope in The Flintstones

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A friend asked me recently how I personally felt about scorched earth tactics and I replied "Well that depends. Did they hurt my dog?"

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