7253 pts ยท May 2, 2015
Chosen one!
Looks like it's gonna make you put on golden helmets and collect broken medallions through a series of mental and physical challenges.
Looks tender
I really hate this trend of fucking with strangers just to post it online. Messing up stores, running on cars, stealing shit etc. Obnoxious.
Always wanted a dog named Carl so I can say NICE TO SEE YOU when I come home.
4% body fat, bro.
I ain't fartin on no snare drum man
I lost two belt sizes in a little over one week, just make sure you get really active and it works.
Who eats lice?
Jeepers
Pride comes before the welfare, welfare comes before the fries are done.
Right up there with the ridiculous Instagram over album art shirts by the kunts that shalt not be kredited.
ARE YOU OKAY?!?!?
I actually use Amazon more to avoid other customers, not the employees.
He'll get lifetime achievement when he's dead enough for it to be a touching moment for everyone but him.
Found the cat person
I hope one day we just go with a syringe full of air or bleach. Cheap and efficient.
Handicapable equality!
Even back then they were aware of the non binary genders. Glad she specified the male penis.
Did it come with the bag or did you have to preorder?
So even more wasteful when it ends 0-0.
Are you raping?!?
It mite be
But it's for safety! You know, the safety they willingly avoid by not having the other two wheels and protective glass/body. Share the road!
What's that guy pointing at?
This made me pull my wiener out of the toilet.
Benjamin Button puppy
Libs say you can have whatever gender you like, republicans take away science funding. Both parties benefit from stupid voters.
I bet he's still a neo nazi that is just trying to perpetuate hate/blame of Islam.
1. You weren't an accident, your sister was. 2. You Fucking Wad (road rage EP) 3. I pee when I laugh (because I had big babies remix)
Chosen one!
Looks like it's gonna make you put on golden helmets and collect broken medallions through a series of mental and physical challenges.
Looks tender
I really hate this trend of fucking with strangers just to post it online. Messing up stores, running on cars, stealing shit etc. Obnoxious.
Always wanted a dog named Carl so I can say NICE TO SEE YOU when I come home.
4% body fat, bro.
I ain't fartin on no snare drum man
I lost two belt sizes in a little over one week, just make sure you get really active and it works.
Who eats lice?
Jeepers
Pride comes before the welfare, welfare comes before the fries are done.
Right up there with the ridiculous Instagram over album art shirts by the kunts that shalt not be kredited.
ARE YOU OKAY?!?!?
I actually use Amazon more to avoid other customers, not the employees.
He'll get lifetime achievement when he's dead enough for it to be a touching moment for everyone but him.
Found the cat person
I hope one day we just go with a syringe full of air or bleach. Cheap and efficient.
Handicapable equality!
Even back then they were aware of the non binary genders. Glad she specified the male penis.
Did it come with the bag or did you have to preorder?
So even more wasteful when it ends 0-0.
Are you raping?!?
It mite be
But it's for safety! You know, the safety they willingly avoid by not having the other two wheels and protective glass/body. Share the road!
What's that guy pointing at?
This made me pull my wiener out of the toilet.
Benjamin Button puppy
Libs say you can have whatever gender you like, republicans take away science funding. Both parties benefit from stupid voters.
I bet he's still a neo nazi that is just trying to perpetuate hate/blame of Islam.
1. You weren't an accident, your sister was. 2. You Fucking Wad (road rage EP) 3. I pee when I laugh (because I had big babies remix)