RubberChickenGoD

33197 pts · September 5, 2017


Pubic bile…… ……if you read this screen shot it, post it, and I will tell you a joke. It may or may not be funny, but I will tell you one. Just one. No more, no less.

I have been saying since the Bush/Gore election, the first one I could ever vote, I said to an local rural paper that I don’t think I can trust a republican or a democratic to actually vote for. I still feel that way, but I rather not have a republican in office. One does nothing and the other doesn’t do good in my opinion.

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Well, hello, Mister Fancypants! I've got news for you, pal, you ain't leadin' but two things right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town.

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Never said mine never worked.

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I could never type in l33t speak, but I could read it.

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The one(s) that was involved

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You should try it sometime.

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My favorite one and city scapes

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Early one I could see myself dating either men or women. So many men out there and it would seem the easiest way to get action, but not for anything serious and to try and pick out the ones that do want a serious relationship. I have been more on the sapphic end the past few years and I think that is the best course for me.

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#13 forgot patches.

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Is that a Black Snake moan scene?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This was about 20’years ago:

I had ordered parts to build a computer and used 3-5 day shipping. It was traveling between my state capitol (about a 160 mile drive) and a major city (about a 26 mile drive). They wanted to honor that 5 day shipping for that price and not have a cheaper day or two shipping.

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These two should hangout and eat hotdogs and drink iced tea.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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Light beer tastes like beer that has been filtered by the kidneys.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

An egg?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, there is my weekend plans.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Certified nurse’s assistant

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?1

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This was my backup account and what was my main account was banned from posting for a while. The old account is unbanned and this became my main. Also, I like rubber chickens and thought by adding god at the end was silly.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Happy to be of service

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Been in one before. The adult fun time was good. v

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